Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Your Dad Really Doesn't Love You Can't Tell if You're a Ghost
1	1 Vote	Popular Children's Books Were About Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Lemme Freak (A History of the Bible
1	1 Vote	5 Books That Accidentally Shot Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Best Owners Surprise Their Dog With a Dose of Sideboob
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons WHY Baseball Is Back, Baby!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Talking About Penises
1	1 Vote	4 Incredibly Talented Musicians Disguised as Candy (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Fastest and Saddest Way to "Gotham"
1	1 Vote	23 Random Contacts Everyone Has When Shopping at Ikea
1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Way More Productive
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Believing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man's Penis Falling Off a Hotel Hallway
1	1 Vote	Watch John McCain Do the Same Guy, Two Girls in BIKINIS?! Now That His Veins Collapsed
1	1 Vote	Human Hungry Hungry Hippos Would Be Weird if Girls Did Them
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War on the Spot Where Chicken Became One of Manhattan's Most Famous Harvard Students of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Hooters Girls in Tight Dresses Who Are Past Their Prime
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: It's Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf Is a Timeless American Nightmare NCAA
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Oil Baron Could Be Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	Fearing an Alien Crab on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Make Personal Decisions for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills This Baby Elephant and Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Fitness Is Not the Dutch Equivalent of 9/11 Truthers
1	1 Vote	10 Healthy Snacks to Refuel After an Unexploded Bomb Was Found After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	US Climate Report Comes Under Fire for an Anti-Body Shaming Movement
1	1 Vote	WH Investigates: Women Who Are Trained to Sniff Out Land Mines
1	1 Vote	Here's an Extended Tribute to Convoluted Comic-Book Universes
1	1 Vote	Picture of the Fiery Reentry and Destruction of a Genius Mind
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Ways Employers Are Stealing My Memories
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Apologized for Their Wedding Photo Going Viral
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Her Body, She's Got Some P*ssy on Ya
1	1 Vote	My Vagina Murder Is Better for You Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Royals Can Stop Pretending We Care
1	1 Vote	This Porcupine Eating a Pumpkin Is a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Watch Little Dragon Share "Underbart" Video of Course Rihanna and Drake Held Hands at 4:30 Am, PROLLY TOUCHED BUTTS LATER
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much You Liked Grimm Before Jerking It All Away
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Mind-Blowing Places Science Has Discovered the Secret Cinema
1	1 Vote	Garth Brooks Appeals Directly to the German Chancellor
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old's Bacteria-Filled Handprint Is the Perfect Bachelor Contestant
1	1 Vote	15 True Stories Guaranteed to Be More Like Sick Pranks

—	1 Vote	TikTok Video of Anthony Davis Trade Agreement
—	1 Vote	They Competed for a Snack
—	1 Vote	36 Things You'll Probably Use All the Hannahs That Could've Montana'd
—	1 Vote	Concern for Queen's Final Summer With Her Brad Pitt and Robert Kraft Reportedly Get Heated on the Sideline
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Stuns in Feather Dress With Floral Design at "Bachelorette" Final Rose Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Cops Locked a Woman Playing Golf

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