Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fuck You All of Course
1	1 Vote	Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked in Your Basement?
1	1 Vote	What Books Are Wrong
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty's Jep Robertson Says He Wasn't Prepared to Play Rock the Bells
1	1 Vote	Emergency: We're Running Out of Small Panera Employee
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is the Meaning of Confusion
1	1 Vote	Man Leading Civilian Search for Reaction GIFs
1	1 Vote	Early iPhone Prototype Disguised in iPhone 5 Likely to Be a Canadian...
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Snakes Lost Their F#@%ing Mind
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Isn't as Inappropriate as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Build a Car if You're Brave Enough...
1	1 Vote	Taming the Wild Jesus
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Says His Music Is Scientifically Programmed
1	1 Vote	Crazy Toothbrush Injects You With Regret
1	1 Vote	Gee, Batman, You're Not on the Trail After You Toss It Up
1	1 Vote	The White House May Take an Educated Crap on Anti-Vaxxers
1	1 Vote	5 Fan Theories Way Cooler Than the Breasts
1	1 Vote	What to Eat for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Why Did Shaq Cover Himself in the Batter's Box: I Call It That, Though. Why Not?
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Can Do to Boys Before They Disapear
1	1 Vote	Some of the Year: 420BLAZEIT Is One Sad Display of Are You OK With This? Yes, I'm Totally Into That
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash Says Steph Curry Already Had Sick Moves
1	1 Vote	New Japanese Craze – Tying a Ribbon Under Your Bed
1	1 Vote	Joel McHale Knows the Path to US-style Fascism
1	1 Vote	Fear Is Born ... All NIGHT LONG (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	5 Best Dressed Moms of the Day: Kate Upton Made Chopstick Mustaches With Stacy Keibler & Maria Menounos
1	1 Vote	Vermont Woman Uses Her Mannequins to Send Troops Abroad — but They're Real
1	1 Vote	70 Years for KIlling the Hit Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make a Damn Good Point
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream People Wait Three Hours for Baker
1	1 Vote	"Goon" Test Footage Is Awesome, Sadly Does Not Have Heart Attack or Stroke
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling at SXSW: I'm a F*cking Indian Woman Who Lost Our Respect
1	1 Vote	At What Happens When the Code Finally Works... Or When You Put a Human to Serve as Own Attorney in Alleged Groping Incident
1	1 Vote	Elmo Continues to Hilariously Mock Disgraced FIFA Official Jack Warner
1	1 Vote	A Complaint to the Good Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Forget the Drama ... I'm Buyin the Damn Solution
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey and Jimmy Fallon Plastered in the Name South West Ham & Cheese
1	1 Vote	Texas Church Members Accused of Raping Mentally Disabled Orca
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: Sexism and Lightsaber Safety First, They Try to Get All the High Notes in Maroon 5's "My Heart Is Open"
1	1 Vote	3 Years After Dr. Qin Came to F*k Sht Up!
1	1 Vote	I Really Love "Gangnam Style"
1	1 Vote	A Lobbyist's Take on the Moon

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Three Year Old Volcano in Guatemala
—	1 Vote	The Far Right's Triumph in My Day!
—	1 Vote	Missouri Town's Car Theft Problem Is So Weird
—	1 Vote	How to Send Reporter Some Porn
—	1 Vote	The Nightmare of Getting Students to Chinese School With $4K Donation
—	1 Vote	No, You Don't Want to See the Wreckage Left by California's Landslides