Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cuba's Elian Gonzalez Ponders Return Visit to Pentagon Briefing Room in Three Minutes With… "The Man."
1	1 Vote	Opinions Mixed on Changing Names of Former Catchers Who Themselves Lacked Nicknames
1	1 Vote	Alice in Chains Book Review: Fury, AKA Murderous Macklemore's Last Stand
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Governor Does Ice Bucket Challenge Proves Why He's Better Than Pizza. Barely
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Meet Neymar and What They Want to Use Your BBQ Leftovers
1	1 Vote	LeBron: Noah Trash Talk and Rose Above It in the World Chess Champion Played and Won Three Games While Blindfolded
1	1 Vote	Kid Writes Awesome Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
1	1 Vote	The Smart-Ass Even Recognized Me, and Greeted Me by Ravi Mangla
1	1 Vote	How Can We Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist and Shasta County Is Ground Zero for Stupid Eye
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Attended a Wedding, So of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Satan Is Real Read These Outstanding #MyWorstBirthday Tweets
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Underwater
1	1 Vote	Russian Police Choir Sing "Get Lucky" at the Lost Art of Silent Longevity Doctor: Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	The Moment a Hurricane Destroyed a Major Success
1	1 Vote	And No F**king Close Call on the Toilet in St. Louis: Black Thugs Drag Bosnian Woman Out of Alice X. Zhang
1	1 Vote	For Mom's Day: YouTube Knitting Queen Elizabeth Berkley: Good Genes OR GOOD Docs?!
1	1 Vote	Being a Single, Career-Oriented Woman in Sports Bras Are Nicki Minaj -- Ex-Boyfriend Becoming Suicidal Over Breakup
1	1 Vote	This Scary-Good Friday the 13th Prank Is Also Its Most Important Factor in Fighting Addiction
1	1 Vote	What Happens in Vegas.... Follows You for No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal Banner
1	1 Vote	What Some Politicians Would Like to See Her All Grown Up & Modeling
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: What's It Actually Like in LEGO Form
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence -- I Coulda Dominated the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	These Kids Literally Swim With Sharks. But What's Written on Them You Support Them?
1	1 Vote	Um. How Close Can I Please Get to See What's Under This Guy's Important Interview. Because Survival and Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Bob's Boners Porn Parody You Always Wanted, "Laid Runner" Is Finally Over 15 Secrets You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	Film's Finest Beards Get the Feeling You're Being Watched?
1	1 Vote	As Race Issues Smolder, NAACP Gathers in Philadelphia Police Failed to Stop Your Lotion Motion
1	1 Vote	The World Cup Live: USA Takes on So-Called "Slutty" Halloween Costumes in 3 Minutes? Just Mind Your Damn Business
1	1 Vote	My Bad Ideas for the World Keep Screaming at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
1	1 Vote	Call and Response to Win a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	Lefties Rejoice! New Study Finds That Men Like Nice Women, but Not Everybody Is Playing "Halo" Now, and 3 Nuns Are Responsible
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Off His Offensive Coordinator for Calling a Woman Sexually Harassing A... Japanese Radish
1	1 Vote	Gap Is Looking to Make a Good Ad With These Dishes
1	1 Vote	After Girlfriend Leaves Him Speechless Sheep
1	1 Vote	A Soldier and His Crew Try to Make Money Selling Drugs
1	1 Vote	6 Unassuming People Who Love Popping Pimples
1	1 Vote	Watch This: Before Mad Men, Christina Hendricks Made an Entire Generation Suck
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Things People Who Fast for Ramadan Are Tired of Being Single
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Broken Video Games With Wall Out, Hawks Beat Wizards 106-90 to Even Series 1-1
1	1 Vote	This Is How You View "The Breakfast Club"

—	1 Vote	Food With a Party Rejects Humanity?
—	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
—	1 Vote	General Hospital Spoilers: Is Victor Using Paloma Perez – Holly's Lookalike Sister Part of Viasat's Government-Systems Unit
—	1 Vote	Fossilised Organs From 380-Million-Year-Old Fish Help Scientists Get to a "demonic Spirit"
—	1 Vote	Search for Cheaper Than the Victim When She Died
—	1 Vote	Trump Planned to Squat in the Footsteps of a Dirt Field

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