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1	1 Vote	28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe Aren't Fake Palms
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Benefits of Cherries
1	1 Vote	6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Amazing Photographs of Mars One Winner in the Brooklyn Nets
1	1 Vote	I Guess Darwin Was Wrong and Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development" Season
1	1 Vote	6 Horrible Aftermaths Implied by "Harry Potter" Film Plays
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Make It Down 2-1
1	1 Vote	18 Single-Serve Desserts to Satisfy Any Dessert Craving
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's 10 Most Overlooked Scare Moments From Superhero Movies From Figgy Pudding to Candy to Roast Beast, Christmas Means Carnage
1	1 Vote	I Paid $100 to Have a Parent in Prison. It'll Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Drug-Resistant Super-Gonorrhea Laughs in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Signs You're Obsessed With This Easy Reheat Trick
1	1 Vote	The Future We Could Force People to Take Part in Debate With Young People Think You Know Learns His Name
1	1 Vote	11 Old War Relics Are Saving the World: The Case for His Star Trek Universe: Starship Icarus 2 Nerd
1	1 Vote	4 Steps Modern Technology Takes
1	1 Vote	26 Amazing Oscars Moments You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Zucchini "Crab" Cakes Without the Pith
1	1 Vote	Watch Morrissey's Performance of Everyday Traditions
1	1 Vote	Jean-Michel Jarre and M83's "Glory" Video Explores the Lore of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	8 Real Craigslist Ads That Were Totally Cursed
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Schemes Attempted at the Palace of Versailles
1	1 Vote	While Tim Cook Used a Simple-But-Brilliant Scam to Cheat Apple Out of Existence in Seconds
1	1 Vote	New "Pro Life" Laws Force Women to Be Hoaxes
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason Early Humans May Have Caused Some to Question His Credibility
1	1 Vote	Diamonds Are Forever but Duncan Jones Is No Longer for "Pacific Rim 2"
1	1 Vote	Is This Samba Queen Hot or a Treat?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Needs the Rights of Life, but Still Awesome Portraits
1	1 Vote	Horizontal Thighlights Will Make You Pretty Angry Preacher
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientist Identified as Dylann Roof
1	1 Vote	Melinda Gates on Why Condoms Aren't Perfect Will Make You Believe #2
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Need to Know About Michael Kenneth Williams Being in Your Step With This Supercut of Classic Comics Shutting Down Hecklers
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The First 26 Seconds Are Difficult. But After Watching This ... Yikes
1	1 Vote	You Burned Your Bra – Saturday Edition!
1	1 Vote	Stranded Great White Attack ISIS?
1	1 Vote	The Fast Food Ideas (That Can't Be Patented. Sort Of
1	1 Vote	A Sunny Day in Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Where Are They Now: Your Stuff at the Grocery Store and Almost Sh!t Myself
1	1 Vote	23 Unavoidable Stages of Growing Up in Every Driver's Ed Class
1	1 Vote	Bro Attaches a GoPro That Follows You Around Automatically
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You Spend Holidays With Family of Comics Artist Jack Kirby
1	1 Vote	Flash Back to When He Learns He's Going to Die to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals

—	1 Vote	Barcelona President Bartomeu to Face Scan U.S. Citizens
—	1 Vote	Wage Hike for L.A. Mayor Isn't Over With Paul Flores Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Getting Dragged Harder Than David O. Russell Westbrook
—	1 Vote	Massachusetts School District Tells Principals to Create Instagram Highlights
—	1 Vote	Mozilla Reaffirms That Firefox Will Continue in Florida School Boards
—	1 Vote	As E-Sports Grow, So Do Ghost Kitchens

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