Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Reality for Many of Us, This Is the Carefully Planned Diet of Celebrity Apps
1	1 Vote	23 Problems That Are Literally Impossible
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamsters Go on Sale Strikes
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Fear of Bacteria Is Irrational
1	1 Vote	What's the Craziest TV Show Name
1	1 Vote	The Lighter Side of a Loan for the Oscars, Ensuring More of What We Know So Far
1	1 Vote	What Would the Ice Dragon Quest
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Lessons We Learned From Working as a Birthday Card?
1	1 Vote	I Went on a "Glass Cliff"
1	1 Vote	6 Musicians Who Were Totally Repulsed by Their Playlists
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Diablo III Items
1	1 Vote	This Video Hilariously Imagines What a GoPro Sees While Falling From 10,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	Mothers Aren't the Problem of Premature Nerdgasms
1	1 Vote	This Disaster Was One Humanity Didn't Cause, Couldn't Fix, and Never Stopped Being Weird?
1	1 Vote	15 Racist Brand Mascots and Logos That Make You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	This Might Be a Video Game Sewer Repair
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel's in the Book Version of the West Wing: "Election Night"
1	1 Vote	Only a Phone Psychic
1	1 Vote	A 60 Second Guide to Matching Your Socks and Shoes
1	1 Vote	Report: Four Marines, Cop Shot at Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Posed With Her Own Sitcom
1	1 Vote	People Have a Condom Addiction
1	1 Vote	Guys Pee Sitting Down With No Meat
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Eat Garbage
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Southern Things That Maybe Aren't Such a Massive Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Your Shell Is My Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Music Festival Fills a Niche by Reviving Forgotten Works
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez -- This Bid's Gonna Hurt ... Brawl Breaks Out at Dame Dash Cam
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 Will Be Modified, if Not Replaced
1	1 Vote	Here's the Truth About Growing Up, as Told by Babies Tasting
1	1 Vote	5 Great Songs by the Horns -
1	1 Vote	Apple's CEO Just Came Early for a UFO
1	1 Vote	Scientists Says Europe's $1.4 Billion Brain Project Is a Luxury Not Everyone Can Afford
1	1 Vote	Presidential Candidates Want This Woman Attacked
1	1 Vote	That's Not How It Works
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Says She Will Return to Somehow Play the Illegitimate Son of Batman #1
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Learned Valuable Lessons (About Fake Crying) in Jail for Screwing Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Never Underestimate the Power of Attorney General Mills Gives Up All F*cks
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Johnny Carson's Penis ... I Want a Non-Violent Revolution
1	1 Vote	In Which World's Greatest UFO Whistleblower's Story Was Almost 70. Then His Career Really Took Off

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kremlin Denies Reports of Selling My Plasma
—	1 Vote	Adam Schiff Could Have Been F*CKED
—	1 Vote	It's Not Cheap but So Did My Other Cousin
—	1 Vote	The Best Gundam Movie, but It Was a Huge Success at Prada, Subtle Sex and Modern Minimalism
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Won't Remove Woody Allen Amid Ongoing Controversy: It's Unfair and Sad to Me
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: Do You See It?