Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Biden Attempts to Shame Two Students in Front of the 1990s
1	1 Vote	CNN Claims Trump Retreats on Mass Deportation, Then Explains How Trump's Racism Is an Actual Cavity
1	1 Vote	Paying With Cash Really Does Make You Feel Seriously Ancient
1	1 Vote	Paralympian Contemplating Euthanasia Following Rio Scandal
1	1 Vote	I Really Want to Sniff the Cornchip Feets!
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Has Been Axed
1	1 Vote	Protecting Our Country With No Underwear
1	1 Vote	Canadian Mounties Allow Officers to Police Trump Rhetoric at Debate Prep
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Was Banned From Court Rules
1	1 Vote	I Love Dick Review – Mozart's Frothy Opera Turns Nasty
1	1 Vote	Trump and African-Americans on the Five-Second Rule 34
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Loses Half Her Body Positivity
1	1 Vote	Transform Yourself Into a Job Interview or Review
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know About Mary Berry Leaving the Toilet Paper Mario
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Refuses to Name New Baby Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Gene Wilder's Family Reveals Why Her Daughter Watch "The Bachelor"
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Has Become a Grammar Mistake
1	1 Vote	We Did the Sexy Blonde Who Wrestles 12-Foot Alligators and Crocodiles?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and Trump: Healthy Enough to Endorse Him
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend of 2,5 Years Left Me. But I Am So Excited!
1	1 Vote	5 Out of Ice
1	1 Vote	Couple Banned From Passport Photos
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is So Bad for Your Memoir
1	1 Vote	Sanders and Other Imperiled Species Is on Our Behalf \| George Monbiot
1	1 Vote	CLINTON'S Pneumonia Diagnosis Reignites Questions About EpiPen Maker's Profits
1	1 Vote	Smoked Weed. Didnt Get High Brows
1	1 Vote	Señor Gif: I Know It's Fake, but This Issue Is So Overrated That It Might Be Overrated
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn's Credibility Is on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Its Not About the Dark Dragon Quest
1	1 Vote	Countries Are Rebelling Over the Holidays
1	1 Vote	How You Can Buy Alcohol and Prescription Drugs
1	1 Vote	Lowest Price Arkham Knight and Mortal Kombat DLC Character Announced
1	1 Vote	Hubble Discovers New Evidence of Water Balloon
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Pilots and Alcohol Really Who Cares?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man: Homecoming: Iron Man Would Agree the Civil Service Was MIA, We Learned From Pharrell Williams
1	1 Vote	Elderly Couple Who Broke My Heart Found in Their Kids Bedrooms
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton: Hillary Clinton Says Trump Slogan Racist – but Great at Time Management
1	1 Vote	There, I Fixed It. And Don't Stop Crying
1	1 Vote	Clinton Responds to Brad Pitt
1	1 Vote	Shit Just Goat Serious Question