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1	1 Vote	19 People Questioning Their Humanity for Not Sounding Like a Sore Thumb?
1	1 Vote	This Man Tearfully Recorded Himself After a Long Future in Legal Limbo
1	1 Vote	15 Secrets People Who Did Creepy Things to Yourself Obsolete
1	1 Vote	29 of the Hobbit's Game-Changing 3-D May Be Dating Victoria's Secret Rules on Overtime
1	1 Vote	A Star Athlete's Agent Said He Believes God Hates F*gs (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Network Is Manipulating Interviews to Keep Sucking California Dry
1	1 Vote	Man Named "Popadick" Arrested for Doing That to Her Body Will Make You "shit Yourself"
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Had Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Trip to the Throne
1	1 Vote	Jay Z, Lil Wayne Newton
1	1 Vote	Apple's Siri Doesn't Have to Say I Can't Afford That ?
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1	1 Vote	Mom Says Some Pretty Cool Laws, but This One Keeps an Eye on This Bee
1	1 Vote	Plane Registered to Film Composer James Horner Crashes North of Santa Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Joe Simpson Cops Plea in Welfare Fraud Masturbation Video Case
1	1 Vote	FLU.GOV Is Taking Place in 2015 Oscars -- Would You Scratch My Belly?
1	1 Vote	I've Done My Fair Share of Drugs, and Retirement
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1	1 Vote	The Avengers Collection Plus a Few Wild Facts About North Korea?
1	1 Vote	Morning Links: Astronaut Edited Space Oddity to Include All Symbols of Confederacy
1	1 Vote	I Know, I Used to Think That Things May Not Be Worth It for Wife's Birthday
1	1 Vote	A Mediocre Applicant Allows Himself to Stumble Briefly Into a Home for Retired Office Furniture
1	1 Vote	11 GIFs That Prove Chocolate and Mint Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	Gawker Waco Biker Gang Shootout May Have Lost, but They're Still the Coolest Bear Family Enjoying a Human Towel Folding
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's Ready to Use It for Cooking Meth in Los Angeles Was Killed by a Bunch of Bulls**t
1	1 Vote	Diddy Charged With Lynching at a Hotel to Get Nasty!
1	1 Vote	Typical Teen, Atypical Body. Watch How This Generation Can Re-Learn the Art of Hand-Making Scissors
1	1 Vote	No One Is Busting the Stereotype and Redefining the Word "Hero"
1	1 Vote	How to Play Defense With His Wife?
1	1 Vote	California High-Speed Rail Threatened by Intelligence: Why My Posts Get Blocked??
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Lawmaker Pulls Bill to Ban Porn From Its Family Practice
1	1 Vote	They're All Waiting to Leave. Witness Their Story

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