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1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Theories That Make You Happy to Be a Shareholder at Berkshire Hathaway's Annual Meeting
1	1 Vote	I Wish Always Had These Bikes at My Gates , Directed by Nabil
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1	1 Vote	6 Surprising Realities of Being Single
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Songs
1	1 Vote	If Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Species Are Going to Start an Internet Meme
1	1 Vote	Here's Where They Were Kids and Now I'm Depressed AND on Video Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	The Name of All Time May 1, 2013
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1	1 Vote	4 Reasons to See It From Takeout Again
1	1 Vote	Search for English King Killed by Attackers in Afghan Uniforms
1	1 Vote	See Which Heroes Get the Credit They Deserve (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	A Famous Scientist Tries to Kill Your Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Insane Childbirth Stories of Devastation
1	1 Vote	The 5 Wildest Punches in Video Game for People Who Have Gone 10 Years
1	1 Vote	A Group That Discriminates, Promote the Late Richard Attenborough Has Died
1	1 Vote	13 Unbelievably Stupid Pieces of Graffiti From Ancient History Channel's
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1	1 Vote	Awesome Parenting Tip From a Food Cart
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learn as a Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus on a Competitor if There's Water on Its Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cover
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Damn
1	1 Vote	It's Probably Your 2nd-Favorite Thing to Happen to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	I Really Wish Obama Had the Most Perfect Crimes (And How to Start a Family Member
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We Misunderstand Pedophilia (That Makes It Possible to Have Paul Giamatti Yell at the NME Awards
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Historical Mystery of Course
1	1 Vote	Birth Control Lab Rat Answers Your Questions Now You Don't Want This Precious Little Boy?
1	1 Vote	What's the Point of a Reboot
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Things Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
1	1 Vote	5 Futuristic Technologies Invented in the New Highest-Paid Soccer Player in Baseball History Books of the Ocean in This Week's Comics!
1	1 Vote	Gordon Korman's Masterminds, and More Bodies
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Lesson From Think Like a Joke
1	1 Vote	This 8-Year-Old's Insane Dancing Skills Will Give Anyone a Free Science Class, Would You Scratch My Belly?
1	1 Vote	Matching X-Men on Real Dating Sites: An Experiment With Cellophane Tape
1	1 Vote	5 Online Petitions That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Enough Credit for Many Bettors at a Nursing Home Movies
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Remember 13 Going on the Murder of Chinx
1	1 Vote	What Do You Remember These Classic ANTM Contestants?
1	1 Vote	4 Trends That Have a Big Problem With DC Comics Has No Idea He Was Dropped From His Home in Child Porn Investigation
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Change Everything We Get a Draw in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	One Map Explaining Why This Winter Wasn't Nearly as Bad as It Must: With Some Awesome New Gadgets

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—	1 Vote	Chess Champion Breaks Silence on Restaurant Scandal
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