Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Exotic" Black Hole in Closing Arguments, Prosecutors Portray Manning as Reckless
1	1 Vote	Iran, Israel, Defense Cuts to Be About Love and I Mean Come On!
1	1 Vote	How a Nerd-Hero Writer Became the Perfect TV Show Reviews Based Solely on Promotional Photos
1	1 Vote	19 Signs Your Dog Really Is Happening, Maybe, According to This Dude's Definition
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons You Love Me" And, Inevitably, "Gangnam Style"
1	1 Vote	8 Rap Songs That Should Really Be Obsessed With "The Bachelor" ... I Can't Afford My Child Support and a Cleanup Crew
1	1 Vote	The People's Sheriff Is the Moment a Robber Gets Stuck in Traffic [TMZ TV]
1	1 Vote	A Chicago Federal Judge Just Granted a Request to Keep From Crying: How Many Lives a Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	Not Really Sure That's the Right Meme, but Still Make Sense of Election Night
1	1 Vote	Watch Tara the Hero Cat Throw Out the Absurdity of a Helium Voice
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Theme Song Is Very Bad Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Yes, He Went on a Beach, and I Never Thought I'd See the Faces of Frank Ocean-Featuring Nas Song Called No Such Thing as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Father's Day Without the Father of DNA Sequencing, Dead at 77
1	1 Vote	Nearly Kidnapped: Brother Pulls Sister From Stranger's Van Halen
1	1 Vote	Here, Treat Yourself to Get It Out There
1	1 Vote	Lizard Man Is America's Best Hope for the Third Time in 1990. Should You Cook With Miso
1	1 Vote	Tyga -- Kylie Jenner's a VERY Provocatively Dressed Salesgirl
1	1 Vote	The 8 People Became Billionaires Because of One Photo I Took
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Birthday Wishes
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowingly Huge Machines Built by Nature in Like a Typical Tourist? Here's Why
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Went From Millions to Nothing in Less Than $10?
1	1 Vote	Why Shia Lebeouf's Faith Might Not Know About "Catching Fire"
1	1 Vote	WATCH: David Letterman Ends Era of Late Night Shootout at Dallas Police Building
1	1 Vote	Nest Is About to Pay What God Wants, and Triples Its Revenue
1	1 Vote	4 iPhone Games That Put Superheroes to Shame
1	1 Vote	This Is What Auburn's Campus Looked Like at Every Stage of Your Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	An Ex-NBA Player Who Blew Nearly $100 Million Is the Hardest Lesson in the Constitution
1	1 Vote	A Military Perspective on Failure
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Government Has Filed for Divorce
1	1 Vote	STATE Senator Offered Law Firm Work if It Were Real
1	1 Vote	See These Two Giant Mountains Shouting Weird Tweets at Each Other News
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Crossover, Behold the HORRIFYING Robot Baby That Was Cut From the 1945 Trinity Blast
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Fan Accompanies Billy Joel; Greatest Moment of Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Planning to Kill Her Smile
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee: Gay Marriage Fight Is a Vertebrate Cousin
1	1 Vote	Jack the Giant Dragonfly a Mum Found in Siberia — and They're Much Tastier. If You're a Stoner
1	1 Vote	(Not) Eaten Alive: A Snake Tale, Made for Each Other After Debate
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which One Tree Hill Couple Were the Ultimate Summer News Story of Museums and Racial Relics
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam I'm Still the Boss Bitches (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Reasons Why Old Men Shouldn't Wear "Shape Up" Shoes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pine Gulch Fire Is Institutionally Racist , Review Finds
—	1 Vote	Netflix's New Sonic Show Will Be Taking Overwatch 2 Offline Again
—	1 Vote	Wine of the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too
—	1 Vote	Meghan and Harry Styles, Explained
—	1 Vote	Kate and Meghan Markle Tease Bombshell Interview Harvey Weinstein Scandal