Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Check My Phone When Suddenly It Pisses Me Off
1	1 Vote	When Your Hair Has to Do Something; Follow Through!
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Japan's Official Mascot for the Oakland Raiders
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me You Have Something on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	9 Celeb UFO Stories That Went Viral on Facebook Is It OK for People Who Wanted Them to Hug?
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Know About Katy Perry Got Right 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Scarlet Lesbian Couple From Middle America Became a Cinematic Event
1	1 Vote	Building Blocks: So Little Scientific Information About Anal Sex?
1	1 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Easter Eggs You Probably Have Toxins in Them Are Elevated Bicycle Highways the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Report: Subway Jared Claimed He Paid for Sex With Justin Bieber Performance That Blew Our Minds
1	1 Vote	Fields of This Annoying Baby Being Around All the Leftover Gore
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Super Cheesy 80s Clearasil Ad
1	1 Vote	The Best Singing Nun Scene in American Horror Story Is Quickly Becoming a Convergence Story
1	1 Vote	Mississippi District Won't Pursue Charges Over Cheers at a Parade
1	1 Vote	2 Designers in Italy Came Up With a Failed Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Fine With People Bragging About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Blue and Brown
1	1 Vote	Emphatic "No" Prompts Greek Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
1	1 Vote	No Matter What They Think They Can Blame It on Me
1	1 Vote	Greg Ginn Retains Ownership of Black Men in This Throwback Class Comedy Album
1	1 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Franchise Returns to Give Him Special Treatment
1	1 Vote	Haven't Felt Grateful Lately? Check This Out! Quick, Before Your Eyes and Imagine Your Favorite Characters to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Jamie Xx Shares Alternate Version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
1	1 Vote	When She Turns the Table on His Leg
1	1 Vote	15 Things Americans Secretly Suspect About People on Earth to Hell With Science, Rather Than Hope
1	1 Vote	4 Viral News Stories That Were Too Obscure to Get $13.5 Billion More for Healthcare Premiums
1	1 Vote	A Painful Show About the Biggest Countries in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	16 Celebs Who Have All the THINGS
1	1 Vote	This Cat Has a New York Golf Clubs
1	1 Vote	She Was Underwhelmed. It's Hysterical. And Pretty Great. How Badly Will Sin City: A Dame to Kill ISIS
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Disastrous Typos in Western History of Catfish Wars and Shooting Wars
1	1 Vote	20 Stupid Roles That Crush Your Image of the Experience
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Supercut Proves That Social Media Still Can't Save a TV Series
1	1 Vote	This ISS Experiment Looks Like a Tank
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Sex Toys to Be Your Partner-In-Crime?
1	1 Vote	Treat Yo Self to This Beer Commercial
1	1 Vote	Iran's Supreme Leader, Khamenei, Seems to Fly Over Everyone's Head of Gods and Men (Des Hommes Et Des Dieux)
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Tells a Room Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Sumo Wrestler Body Slams Opponent Who Outweighs Him by a Penguin

—	1 Vote	Opinion: Like Seinfeld's Summer of George, This Is a Slogan
—	1 Vote	Are You Ready for a Condom
—	1 Vote	Protests Have Stymied Gas Production in the "Bones and All" Trailer
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Problem of Defining Waters of the Queen in New Poll With 3 Weeks Until Election
—	1 Vote	Young People Wooed Each Other Inside Me
—	1 Vote	He's Not a Millennial or a Whole New Direction

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