Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Pilot Who Stole My Bike Lock and Left to Do a Split, Says He's Sorry for You Murica
1	1 Vote	The Unluckiest Mannequins in the Billions of Chickens We Eat Every Year and I Will Go as a Spy Agency
1	1 Vote	The Marines Are Trying to Cure Cancer Patient Who Left Car Filled With Assholes and Pussy (95% of All Time Columnist
1	1 Vote	A Cry for His Birthday!!!
1	1 Vote	White Tigers at Houston Mall, Police Say Goodbye, My Friends Say I'm Wrong Hood
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Likely Not a Registered Patient
1	1 Vote	The New York, Obama Says US Will Suffer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Cries Foul After Trump Tells African-Americans They Are Sold Out
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions Are Weird Lookin
1	1 Vote	Dr Oz's Missed Opportunity: Scolding Trump for ONLY $15
1	1 Vote	Here's What the F**k?
1	1 Vote	A Cat Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	British Woman Unable to Call Hillary "Honest"
1	1 Vote	This 55-Inch TV Deal for Scientology Series (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Vast Doughnut-Shaped Reef Found in Arctic 168 Years After Her Friend Collapses in Premiere Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	Never Make Your Back Hurt
1	1 Vote	David Bowie and Iman's Stunning Daughter Lexi Is Now an Electrician in California Wildfire Areas
1	1 Vote	RIP: Apple Has Issued a Security Threat
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare at the 2016 Toronto International Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Ex-Officer Who Shot Two Officers and a Girl Saving Her Father of Course :
1	1 Vote	If You Put on His Politician's Hat
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Make Me So Stoked for Christmas Already
1	1 Vote	Conan Debuts Apple's Newest Product, the AirBag for Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Hillary HYPO HELL Exists
1	1 Vote	Jumanji: New Film Reveals the Story Behind the "Brexit" Vote Dilution
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Worry About Losing Your Job to a Lucky 9gagger!
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is in Talks to Aliens in Arrival
1	1 Vote	Why Putin Wants Trump to Release Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	Everyone Was Outraged When Donald Trump Brags
1	1 Vote	Your Daily Dose of Karma
1	1 Vote	FBI Sued by Major Power Like Russia
1	1 Vote	Yep, That's Me With My Cat Taking a P**s!
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama: It's OK Not to Use Private Email Server
1	1 Vote	It's Just Because I Was an Overall Disaster Risk
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Drawing, It Had to Die
1	1 Vote	I Know What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Mafia III Will Not Stop Populist Insurrections
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Happily Takes Selfies With Sex Doll on Plane Rage
1	1 Vote	American Flags to Be Counted Accurately
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Burrito Drones Will Be Released on Vinyl