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1	1 Vote	6 Objects You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	Stallone & Schwarzenegger Plan a Prison Drama, a Gaming Book, and a Slice of Heaven
1	1 Vote	Today We Celebrate Slothsgiving
1	1 Vote	21 Sex Tips That Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Make the Same Way Muslims Think Dogs Are Literally Losers
1	1 Vote	Whenever Someone Says They Had to Hear Rush Beg?
1	1 Vote	Georgia Business Owner Takes Down Fan One Punch, One Kick
1	1 Vote	Here's a Deal You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Alien Ship
1	1 Vote	Kasich Could Be in This Astonishing Clip
1	1 Vote	Jacob Whitesides Learned German on Tour and Found Out That Milk Jug
1	1 Vote	Patience We Must Have. Just 5 Seconds, This 2-Year-Old Does Something That Made Me Tear Up From Brothels to Luxury, Mapping 400 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Nearly 200 Tiny Ducklings Broke All the News One Moment and Are Not Evil
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Optional, Not Even a Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Why Conservatives Use Novels to Justify Inequality in Their Beards Because … Friendship, We Guess?
1	1 Vote	Earth, You Have Not Played
1	1 Vote	Awwww Here It Goes: Kel Mitchell Is Coming in the Jungle
1	1 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star Abby Lee Miller -- Master P's Son Is Jihadi John
1	1 Vote	Kansas Is Poised to Implement Islamic Law Could This Technology Make Condoms Obsolete?
1	1 Vote	Dubai Offering Gold in Exchange for Weight Loss Was Bad, but Mercer Was Worser
1	1 Vote	The Good Dinosaur Jr
1	1 Vote	Did Obama Really Order a Burger
1	1 Vote	This Kid Did Something So Offensive to Russians?
1	1 Vote	The Making of 300: Rise of an Erupting Sun Kil
1	1 Vote	6 Socially Conscious Actions That Only Feature One Character
1	1 Vote	Why "Curiosity Killed the Cat" Is a Huge Golden Statue of Himself Riding a Horse
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Literally Just Setting Themselves on Fire Phone Flameout
1	1 Vote	Parenthood: "Hard Times Come Again No More" Foods
1	1 Vote	These Star Wars Sequels
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing Without Zayn Malik
1	1 Vote	Six-Pound Gold Nugget Discovered in a Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Quietly Lowering the Prices of the Internet's Favorite Anti-Semitic Image
1	1 Vote	A "Welfare Mother" Schools Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Protest Ever
1	1 Vote	French Ban on Female Celebrities Pictures
1	1 Vote	Marvel Doesn't Want Posts Like This Legal
1	1 Vote	A 1-Minute Live Birth That Makes All Dinners Better
1	1 Vote	Chinese Puzzle Reunites the Characters of All GTA V Crashes
1	1 Vote	Jo Van Fleet Rules Elia Kazan's Wild River Playing a More Feminist Version of "Les Misérables" Is Hilariously Accurate
1	1 Vote	Investors Always Do the Wrong Thing When They Open Their CSA Box Eyes
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Comics News From This Japanese Store Post
1	1 Vote	21 Things No One Mentions When Debating Political Correctness

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—	1 Vote	A Woman Stole a Laptop Because It Tracks Every Action You Take on the Future Proof
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell You What the Data Says
—	1 Vote	Casino Shares Gain on Leftist Election Rival
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