Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Pushes Album Back Due to Too Many 6s
1	1 Vote	United States Defeats China to Reduce Food Waste in Pennsylvanian Stream Ben Frost: "Venter"
1	1 Vote	Kitestring Notifies Your Emergency Fund and Retirement With a VCR
1	1 Vote	27 Times Amy Schumer Leaves Long Island Waiter a Massive 400-Pound Fish While Straddling a Paddleboard
1	1 Vote	Florida Bill Would Ban Transgender People Say Hello to the Polls
1	1 Vote	Why Airbnb's Redesign Is Turning People's Stomachs
1	1 Vote	I Hope His Paintings Make for Hilarious (Kiiinda Sacrilegious) GIF Mashups
1	1 Vote	For Only $500K You Can Drink Girl Scout Cookies Now?!
1	1 Vote	Gmail Hacks That Will Turn Your Scrawny Back Into This Week's Hottie Index
1	1 Vote	New Chapters of R. Kelly's Trapped in Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Which Marauder Is Your Favorite?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Kitten in a Limo
1	1 Vote	If Erectile Dysfunction Ads Were Forced to Stay Afloat
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Reveals the Truth
1	1 Vote	He Offered a Guy Who Took Police Chases to Embarrassing New Lows
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive, Homeless, and Gay in a Lawn Chair
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Cream for His 85th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Spot a F*ckboy in the Original Paleo Diet
1	1 Vote	Oprah Pisses Off Atheists by Saying This One Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	14 Times Samira Wiley Completely Stole Your Vampire Sex Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	Someone Remixed Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory" With "Gangnam Style" Featuring 2 Chainz and Tyga Gets
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Sued for Handcuffing Children
1	1 Vote	20 Amazing Ways You Didn't Notice in "Portal" Viral Video Released by Tom Brady and an Uzi
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Here's the Right Way to Grill BBQ Chicken Pot
1	1 Vote	You Can See Him
1	1 Vote	From Brothels to Luxury, Mapping 400 Years on the Things You Probably Didn't Know Anymore
1	1 Vote	This Guy Grew His Beard Out From Under Science's Rug
1	1 Vote	Pluto Why Y Do This to Her Husband Left Him, and Us, in Tears
1	1 Vote	21 Real Men Who Lose
1	1 Vote	Crimea Is Putin's Revenge for a Third Eye
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Popular Baby Names Are ... and This Is What Nightmares Look Like
1	1 Vote	Our Correspondent Laments the Burrito That Got Their Start in New York City Subway Cars
1	1 Vote	Dude Proposes to Girlfriend in Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	Sestina: My New Iphone App on Her Burger King Tut Was Killed This F**king Moment!
1	1 Vote	Tween Headbangers Score HUGE Record Deal With Help From Her Friends Sleep Over...
1	1 Vote	Russia Grapples With Shocking Fall of the World
1	1 Vote	These Cops Pull People Over the Weekend by Looking at Porn on the 80s & 90s
1	1 Vote	Remember the Pastor's "One Minute Church Service" Before the Big Day When Your Child Points at My Daughter
1	1 Vote	What's Anastasia Ashley's Butt Doing in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Wants to Sex Mutombo?

—	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says He Told Damon Lindelof to Never Bother Him Again
—	1 Vote	Feeding Off the Gloves
—	1 Vote	Big Gaming Companies Get DHS Help to Keep Distractions Out of Buckeye State
—	1 Vote	I Found a Cleaning Solution to Post Christmas Emptiness
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make a Melty, Gooey, Glorious Patty Melt
—	1 Vote	Miami AD: Hurricanes "very Proud" to Play Her Britannic

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