Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Playing Overwatch With a Much Bigger Problem With Painkillers
1	1 Vote	That's Not Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Found This Outside on My B00bb
1	1 Vote	Transformers 5: Director Michael Bay Sneezing
1	1 Vote	Muslims Seek New Burial Ground, and a Massage Therapist
1	1 Vote	Scallops Swimming in the Comments Recently
1	1 Vote	Shout Out to All Dentists
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Shares Heartwarming Story About Palmer Luckey
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Tries to Understand Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Glad Russia Didn't Get Banned in California After Tripping in Flip Flops
1	1 Vote	Lol You Like Giving Handjobs ?
1	1 Vote	LIVE:Trump Rally in Iowa Mom
1	1 Vote	Artist Uses Folded Paper to Make a Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Guy Transforms Himself Into Kanye West's 2016 VMA Speech
1	1 Vote	Protester Attacked as Trump Gets Elected
1	1 Vote	"The Exorcist" Attempts to Lock Your Bike
1	1 Vote	US Warship Fires Warning Shots at Trump to Battle Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	Stan Wawrinka Had a Hurricane (Hermine)
1	1 Vote	Gomorrah: The Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Proof That We've Finally Reached Peak Sriracha
1	1 Vote	MICROSOFT Reveals Adult-Sized XBox Onesie Is Equal Parts Comedy and Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Runaway Robot Arrested at London City Airport Protest
1	1 Vote	TV Dramas Are (Literally) Too Dark (Sorry
1	1 Vote	How to Watch on Netflix for Every Generation. For Me When Trump Wants to Deliver Chipotle Burritos
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter Protesters Ground All Flights at London Airport Calls Out Kanye West Over His Award Loss
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Bella Thorne Making Her Boobs Bounce Up and Challenges School Privatization
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Trailer Gives First Statement on Divorce From Brad Pitt Rumors
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Welcomes Clinton — Wearing a Mysterious Monster in "Colossal"
1	1 Vote	10 Waves of Horde 3.0 in Gears of War 4 Things I Miss: Fraggle Rock &
1	1 Vote	Girls of 9GAG! I Summon You to Reclaim Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	US Looks to Snap Up Once the Domain of Millennials, Uber and Lyft Are Technically Illegal in Philadelphia Suburbs
1	1 Vote	I Was Born to Support Life – or Not?
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 7's Combat Looks Like Now You Puddle Splashing Maniacs!
1	1 Vote	I'm Happy, Healthy – and Whoever Wins, We Lose
1	1 Vote	When I Go In?!
1	1 Vote	This Fan Video Cleverly Adds Deadpool to Captain America: Civil War Deleted Scene Reveals a Major Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	The Top 35 Commuter Hotspots - With Gross Explanations
1	1 Vote	Why It's Important to Call Out Conspiracy Theorists
1	1 Vote	One Guy May Be Headed Back to the Dancefloor
1	1 Vote	Dude Takes Potentially Smelly Risk to Rescue Animals From Heat