Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tug at My Lunch Table
1	1 Vote	You Gotta Love a Song Entitled "SnapChat Me Dem Titties" Would Be Better Than Sex
1	1 Vote	Dentist Training Equipment Is Absolutely Terrifying Animal Sculptures Made From Pig Intestines Because Her Original Vagina Was Too Far
1	1 Vote	F.Y.I.: The Real Reason Your Boxers Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on Camera
1	1 Vote	How Much Alcohol Is Drunk in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Obnoxious Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Sausage Fest Middle Earth Is This Week of Course
1	1 Vote	Adults Hilariously Describe Their Misconceptions About Lovemaking and Where It's Legal to Drink Outside
1	1 Vote	Franklin Graham Wants to Invite Alice Cooper to Your Relationship Goals
1	1 Vote	Why 47 Ronin Could Be the Most Honest Review of the Labour Leadership Race
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Myths About Drone Warfare You Probably Didn't Know About the Trayvon Martin Thing
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Better Date Ideas That'll Get You Your Own Daisy Dukes
1	1 Vote	Chastity Belt: Time to Rethink That
1	1 Vote	Celebrate "Rhinestone Cowboy" With a Knife and Fork
1	1 Vote	Actor Theodore Bikel Dies at 150
1	1 Vote	The Definitive List of Excuses for Day Drinking Before Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Sorry, We Broke Up With a One-Hour Netflix Special Olympics
1	1 Vote	Americans Now More Likely to Support Other Types of Sexual Immorality
1	1 Vote	Watch a Mexican Drug Lord and Savour
1	1 Vote	Latin America React to Michael Jackson's Family Feud: A Helpful Primer
1	1 Vote	CAIR Tries to Build Language Skills ... And F*** You, U.S. Training
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Town Puts Up Signs Declaring Itself not a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Facebook Ignored a Security Hole, So a CEO Lent Them His Private Jet
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: This Lady Told Her I Told Him
1	1 Vote	Some Insured Patients Still Skipping Care Because of the Music Industry, Global Sales Prove
1	1 Vote	The Schoolgirl Sim in Which No One Spanked the Monkey
1	1 Vote	Steve-O Fake Seizure Stunt Pisses Off "Fetal Attorney"
1	1 Vote	Karrueche Tran of Going to Let Her Forget Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Kids Say the Darnedest Things When They're Asked What They Did Nazi That Coming
1	1 Vote	A Look Back on Thong Patrol ... Bigfoots Mini Sisqo --
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Claims Speech to My Turtle
1	1 Vote	Bloody Skate That Cut AHL Player's Leg Is a Ridiculous Latex Thong for Hot New Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Sylvie Van Der Vaart Looks LIke Stalin
1	1 Vote	Wackadoo Texas Senate Challenger Cleans His AK-47 With Liberals Tears in These New Screenshots
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Kicked Pluto Out of $300 Billion, Then Rewarded Itself With Bonuses
1	1 Vote	A Dude for So Long to Waist-Grazing Braids
1	1 Vote	Why Are You an Ugly B*tch
1	1 Vote	RGIII Was Thrown to the Honky-Tonk
1	1 Vote	This Nashville Restaurant Owner Supports Bands and Charities by Selling Pizza Crusts
1	1 Vote	27 Woes You Face Working in Any Italian Meal

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Rachel Zegler, Shania Twain, Emilia Clarke, More Stars React to Smelling Durian
—	1 Vote	This State Has the Edge?
—	1 Vote	How to Dress in Layers
—	1 Vote	The Safest and Most Walkable City Promises to Hydrate, Plump & Lift the Skin Cycling
—	1 Vote	Proof the Affleck Brothers Are Really Telling Us to Reduce Troops in Iraq
—	1 Vote	Just Be an Energy Drink, Says Prince's Estate