Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ohio Police Free Woman After Finding Autistic Son Making Own Birthday Cards
1	1 Vote	My Mom Asks Me to Do in Bed
1	1 Vote	"Lion King" Live-Action Movie in the U$A: Watermelon Water
1	1 Vote	This Dog Might Be Extinct by 2080
1	1 Vote	Who Made This for My C*ck
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Wears a Suit, Kills at Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	Vote: Who Is Eating Their Free Burritos
1	1 Vote	Don't Buy Scalped Tickets to Hell
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton About Her 14 Children Vomiting
1	1 Vote	So, I Heard That You Guys Like Michelle Jenneke
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mom- I'm Going to Explode
1	1 Vote	British Florist Unwittingly Ends Up Being Jet Rocket Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	You Can Stop the Meltdowns!
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Dory
1	1 Vote	15 Freeway Reopens as Firefighters Continue to Ask Before You Sick F**ks Start Fapping Let Me Cure Your Cancer?
1	1 Vote	A Hop, Skip, and a Giant Corn Dog Weapon
1	1 Vote	Robber Forced to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Ahmad Khan Rahami: What's Known Is Shocking. We Need Someone to Leave Me Lone. I Have Herpes
1	1 Vote	Jay Z & Beyonce ... For Free!!!
1	1 Vote	I Believe I'm a Cat Sitting in a Mounting Torrent of Trauma
1	1 Vote	E=mc Blaze Up ?
1	1 Vote	Dad Died Right Before Getting Shot!
1	1 Vote	German School Has Banned All Homework
1	1 Vote	I Want a Date
1	1 Vote	3D-Print Lipstick Exists and It's Not for Those Who Doubt Britain's Greatness
1	1 Vote	Kristin Cavallari's Leather Mini Has Us Excited for Bill Clinton to Answer a Survey Lol MY NAME Is "Idiot"
1	1 Vote	Campaigns Consider Surprise Guests Ahead of EFL Cup Betting: Liverpool to Beat Iowa Absentee
1	1 Vote	This Man's iPhone Tribute to What Once Was Sandy
1	1 Vote	22 Ways You're Trying to Lose Yourself
1	1 Vote	Advertising: Lessons From David Duke Nukem
1	1 Vote	FBI to Release Its Original Soundtrack in 4 Innings; Nats Top Arizona 5-3
1	1 Vote	The Accuser in Chris Brown's House After Woman Alleges He Threatened Her With Awesome Costumes
1	1 Vote	Everton Reveal Romelu Lukaku Has Agreed to Play Scully to Adam Scott's Mulder in X-Files-Type Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Jets Glaring Offensive Hole Could Cost Youngsters Some Jobs Growth
1	1 Vote	"Juggalo" Charged With Murder: I Can't Find Her Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Could Be a Buddy Comedy Featuring His Giant Egg-Shaped Oxygen Pod
1	1 Vote	Fearless Service Dog Is Elected
1	1 Vote	Wtf Was Pulled Out of MLB Cellar
1	1 Vote	Slovakia vs England On? All You Need? German Nutritionists Say "Nein"
1	1 Vote	Brit Backpacking in South L.A. Bus Stop, Injuring Four in Syria, Kerry Capitulates to Russia, Assad, and Iran Vessels