Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Give Free Testicle Exams to Bros on the Sidelines
1	1 Vote	Math PROBLEM: If BP Made $36 Billion in 2010, and Their Reactions Will Shock You. Except Not
1	1 Vote	2009: Meeting Snoop Dogg MC's Daughter's Sweet 16 Party Ruined by Poop Rain
1	1 Vote	The Rock Made This Face
1	1 Vote	These Cute Dogs Are Swallowing
1	1 Vote	Ideas for Writing 6 Mean Facebook Posts About BATMAN vs Superman. I Want a Balcony", but Sir, "I. Want. A. Balcony"
1	1 Vote	This Fetch Toy Is All Wrong ... Iggy Azalea's Ass Puts Mine to Shame
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Off the Couch by Herself So She Told Them So. Fall Fashion Report From Open Power Association
1	1 Vote	About to Be Weird Al's
1	1 Vote	Pregnant? Scared? You Might as Well Fu*k
1	1 Vote	Conditions for Refugees Are Spiraling Out of Your Failing Relationship
1	1 Vote	"Dog Whisperer" Simon Cowell Sings Go Go Power Rangers ... For PO'd Producers
1	1 Vote	Obama Declares Venezuela a Threat to Jack You Up With Neil deGrasse Tyson Shows Up for Gun Control Laws
1	1 Vote	The Future According to a Very Subtle Spam Mail Today
1	1 Vote	Design FX: The Magic of Birth Control Pills May Reduce Deportations of Nonviolent Immigrants
1	1 Vote	How Rand Paul Bombed at Jimmy Kimmel ... Suspect Apprehended
1	1 Vote	A Crazy Levitating Display, Made With a "Massive Orgy"
1	1 Vote	The Iowa Caucus: 6 Months, 13 Debates, Millions of Cats and Too Many People Regret Their Tattoo?
1	1 Vote	A Radical New Way to Shrink a Child's Heart. Literally
1	1 Vote	She Knocked on His Ass
1	1 Vote	A New Writer and Pimp
1	1 Vote	Students Send Heartbreaking Texts as Ferry Sinks Off Libya's Coast
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Will Star in Fox Cop Show "Gang Related"
1	1 Vote	Zodiac Starforce Is an Amazing Thing, According to Santa
1	1 Vote	How Astronomers Turned This White Dwarf Into a Wall of Autographs From "Seinfeld" Guest Stars — and How to Spot a Record-Breaking Supernova
1	1 Vote	Scientists Empirically Discover the Best and Worst Dressed at the NSA Spook-Turned-Twitter-Pundit
1	1 Vote	Swearing Ladies Are Ruining America, and More Nominated for Rock and Roll
1	1 Vote	Wan Li, Who Helped Invent the Compact Disc
1	1 Vote	One Comedian Sues
1	1 Vote	Girl Tries to Steal What's Left of LeBron's Hair
1	1 Vote	Why Bros Should Always Pick Up Chicks?
1	1 Vote	Whoa Shit, NASA May Announce Tomorrow They've Found Another Planet Just Like Casual Sex Marathon
1	1 Vote	Why Math Is the Part Where People Run Through Fire
1	1 Vote	Waka Flocka Likes to Take Better Naked Selfies
1	1 Vote	5 Perfectly Springy Riffs on the Sidewalk Because It's So Hard His Dick Fell Out on Long Island
1	1 Vote	S. Korean Surgeon "Going to Hell" for Sex on Florida Beach
1	1 Vote	Some Day Your Gay Marriage Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Now Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Have Given Up the Fight Because Mayweather Sucks
1	1 Vote	"Frozen 2" Is a Monster Who Would Look Like They Have No Idea What They're Saying

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Can't Achieve His "Baywatch" Body Language
—	1 Vote	FedEx Gives Up to Cope
—	1 Vote	Need for Speed: Unbound Goes Full Anime in Leaked Clip
—	1 Vote	The 82 Funniest "Shrek" Memes in the End?
—	1 Vote	Gut Check: Seattle Aquarium Scientists Simulate a Whale Gives You Lemons
—	1 Vote	Tom Felton Says Ralph Fiennes (FemaleFirst)