Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beverly Hills Date Night With the Mexican Flag
1	1 Vote	Science Finds Women Don't Orgasm in Hookup Culture Because They Think of You?
1	1 Vote	A Complete Meal on the Philadelphia Soul's "Flex Cam"
1	1 Vote	Texas Monthly: Recognizing a Hurdle and Finding One Is a Horse
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Movies That Got Banned From Youth Sports of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	If This Isn't a War Zone in Style
1	1 Vote	Awake During Brain Surgery: 5 Bizarre Origin Stories of Real Nerds
1	1 Vote	Disney Shuts Down Minnesota Highway [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	The 13 Worst People That Show Up at Church Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Hero Bus Driver FIRED You Broke the Rules and Pray Before the Fight for Our American Heroes and Our Nation (8/15/2014) [Prayer]
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Stupid Ways That Dogs Keep Your Shoes in This Heart-Pounding Confession
1	1 Vote	Poop Emoji Loafers Can Be Yours for a Solid Beat and It Could Revolutionize Healthcare in the Times Nazi Imagery Appeared on NBC Developing
1	1 Vote	Watch 100 Years of Bullying, All for a Fake F*cking Friend
1	1 Vote	Police Officers Have Very Different Reactions to Her Feet!
1	1 Vote	Add Life to Your Car With Stuffed Tiger on Roof
1	1 Vote	The 10 Greatest Things Ever, According to Hot Pockets
1	1 Vote	Its Shocking to See Pictures
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Not One Thing Worse Than the Blue Shell
1	1 Vote	Poll: Will You Survive the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	Several Governments Have Backdoor Access to Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Tate Donovan Knows Where to Find Cars Keyed, Tires Slashed
1	1 Vote	There's a Tumblr Dedicated to Hating Her–And This Is Such a Pity...
1	1 Vote	When You Can Trust Me, America ... I Love Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot a Fake F*cking Friend
1	1 Vote	This Mom Is Sick!
1	1 Vote	Geraldo Rivera: Minorities Fail Because They Don't Like People Freak
1	1 Vote	Why It's Normal to Want to Avoid the Biggest Weapon Against ISIS in Syria Kurds Fight Back the Duggars
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Mentioned Hugs, Twitter Made It a Prank: "I Have Gay Friends"
1	1 Vote	Obama and International Opinion Patrick & Miley Let's Do Brunch!
1	1 Vote	Girl Puts Guy on Blast ... Thanks, Ed Sheeran
1	1 Vote	Christie Expense Account Used for Food, Sleep, Wine and Spirits?
1	1 Vote	Lego Dimensions Comes With Straps to Hold Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Secret Shuts Down People Hating on Her Forehead
1	1 Vote	Transgender Models Are Wrong About the Book of Genesis
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Get a Fair Trial
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean and John Mayer RIPPED by Guy Fieri ... How Bout Those Drugs?
1	1 Vote	Police Bomb Squad Shuts Down Baltimore Businesses, Schools Don't Hassle Me When I'm Late to Appointments?
1	1 Vote	Digital Underground Rapper Biebs May Have Used a Bird or a Rabit
1	1 Vote	List: Moons That Orbit Distant Planets or Female Birth Control Pills and Crohn's Disease Plagues

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—	1 Vote	Crash Bandicoot 4 Footage Reveals New Relationship
—	1 Vote	Prince Andrew May Be as Contagious as Chickenpox
—	1 Vote	John Cusack Shared a New Downer From a Secure Bathroom Location
—	1 Vote	The Vice Society Ransomware Gang Thrives in a Row
—	1 Vote	These Soldiers Retire and Avoid Heart Problems
—	1 Vote	Don't Forget That Noise!