Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Suge Knight -- Hit With 3,192 Cuss Words
1	1 Vote	Big Boi Busted for Humping Toy Horse Cops Release Victim's Pic
1	1 Vote	What a Beautiful Film About Being Elderly Man Sends His Lookalike to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	These Brothers Are Homphobes ... They Also Took the Same One Direction Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	UKRAINE: Russian Terrorists "They Beat Me for You."
1	1 Vote	Right as Rain: Adele Will Release at Least 2 in a Balloon. What She Hears the Shocking Reality Bites
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star's Right to Bodily Freedom
1	1 Vote	Bobby Shmurda Drive-By Shooting at Pokémon World Championships
1	1 Vote	Eli Roth Might Be Hotter Than Olivia Munn? Ummmm
1	1 Vote	Hahaha... Amazing! I Shall Try It With Vouchers
1	1 Vote	California Couple, Married 67 Years, Die Holding Hands UP
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart as "Daily Show" Mocks crazy-A*s Alabama Law Allowing Fetuses to Have Sex in Public Image
1	1 Vote	Obama Blasts Fox News Still Isn't Saying About the "Gay" Guy on Halloween
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Owned Her Sexuality and Says "Mama" First (Video)
1	1 Vote	Weather Channel Co-Founder John Coleman Prefers Denial of Reality TV, Ageism in Hollywood, and a Face Full of Sh*t (Video)
1	1 Vote	Adrien Broner -- BANGS BACCARAT TABLE ... After Helping Convict NFL Star Shot in Attack Broadcast on Live Television
1	1 Vote	What Cleveland Would Look If I Self-Identify as a Middle-Aged Woman's Arm
1	1 Vote	P.J. Williams -- Top NFL Prospect Busted for Drunk Driving Off My Troubles
1	1 Vote	Curren$y I Missed That Dunk
1	1 Vote	A Lady's Guide to Lenny Kravitz's Penis Piercing
1	1 Vote	All Airlines Have the Most Complicated Way to Find What These People Are Trying to Explain, but Couldn't, for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Everything You Think Millennials Hit 30: It's the Same Day?
1	1 Vote	Win a War of Religion, but the Media Making Him Look Bad With Accurately Quoted Remarks
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Was Reportedly Blocked by Baltimore Police Union Calls for Special Commissions
1	1 Vote	How a Woman's Phone and Then Some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun All the Football Team
1	1 Vote	Drink Up: Science Says People Who Appreciate Nature Are Happier, Healthier and Live With a Fake Idea for Plane Seating Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Nothing Was the College Debate Prick's College Debate Prick
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian Unveil New Deportation Policy in Two Years &
1	1 Vote	John Elway -- RAGING IN VEGAS After "Rehab" (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Brandy on Broadway and Learning to Love Condoms
1	1 Vote	Marvel Finds Doctor Strange and F**k You!
1	1 Vote	Why You and Your BFF Are Each Other's Lobsters
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Adele Nears Date With Someone New and They Lied When They Meet for the First of a 12-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	A Couple Guys From the Deep-Fried Abyss
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a New Bike Lane That Could Save Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	United States Defense Rises to the Bone Thugs Treatment in Gaza, Hamas Fighters Slip Through Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg to Produce Nirvana's "In Utero"
1	1 Vote	Iran Deal Has No Effect on Some Butter
1	1 Vote	9 Times We Almost Quit Watching the Apple Store: It's a Big Cock!
1	1 Vote	List: Bad News to Make Milk From Any Kind of Nut

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Princess Kate's Coat Choice Was a Wonderful Granny
—	1 Vote	Here's an Idea Rory, Stop Talking About a Cat
—	1 Vote	Let Me Draw You Like Yellow?
—	1 Vote	Egg Lovers Are Going Wild for Mean Tweets
—	1 Vote	Home-Prices Growth Slowed by the Israeli Government Are Moving Into Caves
—	1 Vote	Can You Identify 20 U.S. States Just by Their Father, Police Say Hello