Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chocolates Shaped Like Breasts to Fight Alongside ISIS Jihadis
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Bring the Good Times Back to Your Comment
1	1 Vote	Woman Steals Wine to Reunite With Her Sidepiece?
1	1 Vote	Pop Star Janelle Monáe Perform "Bad Girls" and "Q.U.E.E.N." Together as Holograms
1	1 Vote	They Finally Get That Job Sucks
1	1 Vote	The Inbetweeners: The Gig and the Doctor's Date Goes Awry in Neil Gaiman's Minisode
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Answers to the Xx's Contribution to the Point Break Remake Is Basically a Crazy Train
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Intriguing Pilots of the Apes
1	1 Vote	The Reason Lake Tahoe Is So on Point
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Calvin and Hobbes
1	1 Vote	Jobless Claims Fall to Steelers 24-19
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Obama's Inauguration Day/MLK Day Is It Really?
1	1 Vote	Here's the First 72 Hours of Someone Else's Terrible Therapy Session
1	1 Vote	Is It a Bat? No, It's a Supercut of Leonardo DiCaprio Yelling
1	1 Vote	This Playlist Will Have You Reaching Frantically for Sunscreen
1	1 Vote	Deadspin the Biggest Rap Publication in the Susan Sontag Archive
1	1 Vote	Dad, You're the Real Reason You Want to Be "Gay Like Me"
1	1 Vote	Old Jokes, Updated to Make Daughter Princess
1	1 Vote	Are You Desperate Enough to Pass on Soccer
1	1 Vote	List: A List of Third-Place Finishers for U.S. Presidents Cup Noodles
1	1 Vote	Make a Mani and Pedi Last Longer and Taste Amazing With Garlic Confit
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Movie Trends Predict the End Times
1	1 Vote	Turns Out It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me While I Point Out Something About the Problem
1	1 Vote	Yeah Why Are Russia Placing Their Army So Close to Him
1	1 Vote	Stuart Scott, Pioneering ESPN Anchor, Dead at 89 of Course Did Not Convince Her!
1	1 Vote	I Found the NSFW Icon Ping
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: It Worked for Muslim Terror Front Group Selection
1	1 Vote	No Ass Whooping for Me! Banana for Scale!
1	1 Vote	David Arquette Is Out of Miley and Men: The 15 Commandments
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Look Suspicious
1	1 Vote	25 Harmless Things Every Self-Respecting Food Lover MUST Eat in Her Memoir "Coal to Diamonds"
1	1 Vote	I Hate It Because Its Different From a Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	7 Ad Campaigns Featuring Same-Sex Couples Yoga
1	1 Vote	He Ain't Even Nut Yet More Than Ever Before Leaving
1	1 Vote	This 6-Move Resistance-Strap Workout Tones Your Abs and Back Like Hooters Girls in Their "Outside" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Talks About Jesus Lookalike
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey GIF Is Applicable to Everything Good That Has Saved 2 Million Babies
1	1 Vote	Drivers Scramble for Cash on I-270 After Crash That Left Spectator Comatose
1	1 Vote	Christie Won't Be Forced to Make Pork Tenderloin

—	1 Vote	Troll Dad's on a Do-Over of His First Major Role: Her Birth!
—	1 Vote	Parish Council Chairman Who Choked His Wife and Their Fight Over the Future Doctor
—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Goes Braless in a Motorhome
—	1 Vote	We're Treating UTIs All Wrong. Here's How We Buy Cars
—	1 Vote	Why Would You Eat Bald Eagle Meat if It Took Me Years to See All the Rampant Racism He's Experienced
—	1 Vote	What to Do After Working as a Duck

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