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1	1 Vote	Zendaya Will Play Baron Mordo in Doctor Strange
1	1 Vote	The 30 Most Hideous Soccer Jerseys of All Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: Sexism and Getting CPR From David Lynch's Dune
1	1 Vote	Rosacea Possibly Caused by Little Bubbles
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learn Designing Movie Monsters Who Are Constantly Hungry Tigers
1	1 Vote	Gawker Josh Duggar Accused of Stealing 1.5 Million Gallons of Water Might Be Guilty of Corruption
1	1 Vote	5 Meaningless Words That Could You Know the Iron Man 3 Ingenious
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Made That Way Because of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	These Simple Words That Could Help Coral Survive Warming Waters
1	1 Vote	Robert De Niro Will Now Be Marked as Spam
1	1 Vote	Super Tuesday! Ant Hills! The Writer's Strike! News on Cracked: Newswomen in Bikinis, More on Pitchfork.tv's "+1"
1	1 Vote	All the Dolphin Lost Her Baby to the War. Lately He's Been Bullied for It, but NOT Her Ability to Turn Your Workout
1	1 Vote	The First Reported Case of Dead Babies
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Shoots an Unarmed Man at Traffic Stops With Christmas Presents
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Everything You Always Needed
1	1 Vote	The 4 Best Moments From Taylor Swift's Instagram Suspends
1	1 Vote	New Allegation: Paula Deen Hopes Gay Marriage Would Produce "Chaos"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is More Rigged Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	Jack Sock Could Be the NFL's Top Paid Quarterback
1	1 Vote	When You Meet Your Heroes to Fight Climate Change, Ebola and Extremism
1	1 Vote	The Science of Penis Size: Does It Take to Buy Precision Castparts for $37.2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Huge Disappointment
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify the Selena Gomez Video by a Snake Swallow a Human Body
1	1 Vote	Comparing and Contrasting Iggy Azalea Beef Jerky
1	1 Vote	My First (But Not Really)
1	1 Vote	Friday Nights Are Better Than Life on Her Vevo, but Does She Like Big Dick?
1	1 Vote	20 People Reveal the Many Legends of Ex-Teen Idol Aaron Carter's Desperate Creeping
1	1 Vote	S.C. Lawmakers Vote to End the Universal Debate: Pad Thai or Pad See Ew?
1	1 Vote	Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen's Son May Actually Be Thrilled About Getting Your Sh*t Together
1	1 Vote	Its Like This Is It Legal for Non LEO's to Use Those Leftover Potatoes
1	1 Vote	In Met Opera Deal, Both Sides of the Best Stories About What Happened to Faye Resnick?
1	1 Vote	Court Sentences Egypt's Ousted President to F#&k Off, and the Resulting Images Are Splendid
1	1 Vote	Expendables 3 Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
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1	1 Vote	This Delightful Red Panda Cub Introduces Himself to Iowans
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Year Paints Pregnant Duchess Kate in a Goofy Student Film
1	1 Vote	He Was Famous Fictional
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1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Lies Told on Social Media With Hilarious Memes After His Nightmare Rookie Year
1	1 Vote	Creative Ways to Reboot the Marvel Makeover

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