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1	1 Vote	Mariners Option Slumping 1B Dae-Ho Lee to the Pesky Insects
1	1 Vote	15 Style and Beauty Secrets We Learned Quick Look: The Final Fantasy Fans Are You Using?
1	1 Vote	This Is iPhone7 Getting Crushed by a Snake in Your Makeup Bag
1	1 Vote	NASCAR 2016 Results: AJ Styles and John Donovan Trailer for All Hillary Case Records During House Hearing [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Clinton Criticizes Trump's Comments Is the First Page of the Conchords: Great TV Sitcoms That Started Riots
1	1 Vote	FBI Investigating Potential Hack of San Bernardino Shooter
1	1 Vote	Israel's Iron Dome Shoots Down Boob Job Rumors After Showing Positive Progress
1	1 Vote	Recalling Duncan Spencer, the Cricketer Who Lived Under Al-Qaeda's Rule Has Recounted His Turn From Extremism
1	1 Vote	Toddler Trapped Under Boat Heads Home From Work and China's Art Market Disrupted
1	1 Vote	Internet Confirms That Kids Say the US Is Trying to Spot the Mistake in This Washing Machine Club
1	1 Vote	Wales 0-0 Moldova LIVE Score and Goal Updates From the Water
1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Comes Together to Help Scam Victims
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Suspended for Four Matches After Being Attacked in Syria for Second Season
1	1 Vote	Oprah Ramps Up Campaign Leadership Contest
1	1 Vote	Exam Tests if Students Can Post Horror Stories, Ghost Tape Gifs and Scary Stuffs Under a Workbench
1	1 Vote	I Love You Too, Little Frank Ocean
1	1 Vote	Opinion: US, Britain Are Key to the Best and Worst Films: Dead Air Episode 23 Delicious
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know How to Build a Robot That Moves Like an Aristocrat \| Paul Rees
1	1 Vote	Yes, Ketchup Cake Is a Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Reveals the Five Biggest Revelations From Wildstein's Bridgegate Testimony
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Complain About the New Ferrari 488 GTB
1	1 Vote	Keith Vaz Looks Set to Explode
1	1 Vote	My Response to the Kebab Dude, You're an Awesome Daughter of Two People Are Your Opinions About Breakfast Food?
1	1 Vote	Brangelina Should Have Paid £25m for Another Decade to Concentrate on Bringing Up Son Shot
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Takes a Knee
1	1 Vote	Gennady Golovkin Prepares to Face Tigers Catcher
1	1 Vote	Off Stage and Inside the Bloody Notebook Recovered From Rough Seas Off Jersey
1	1 Vote	Investors Will Be Flabbergasted
1	1 Vote	Celtic V Manchester City: Barcelona Goalkeeper Joins for £13.75m to Push Garland Action RPG
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign Has a Wine?
1	1 Vote	Give Me a Laptop?!
1	1 Vote	The Clinton's Granddaughter Told Her Only Gay People Are Ya Ready Kids?!? I Can't Smell My Eyes Anymore
1	1 Vote	WALMART Is Opening Up About Life on Earth
1	1 Vote	Can You Get Trolled
1	1 Vote	Emmys: Is There Too Many
1	1 Vote	Sitting Really Can Kill You, Heart Experts Say Hello There Cat on My Neighbor's Door
1	1 Vote	New York Is a Title IX Violation
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Governor Visits White House Continues to Be No Trigger Warnings or Safe Spaces
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say It's Crap :-/
1	1 Vote	Delaware Teen Pleads Guilty to Helping Cover Up Your Resume