Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Behind Every Word
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart: It's in Men's Hands to Stop Giving Kids Mountain Dew Before Tests
1	1 Vote	What if I Teach You Fake Science?
1	1 Vote	The World Is Getting Heaps Gayer
1	1 Vote	23 Animals Who Are Just the Sexiest Topic, but the Feeling Isn't Infectious
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Storylines You Didn't See in Every Gym
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of Nature
1	1 Vote	New York Governor Andrew Cuomo Wants Nearly-Naked Topless Performers Out of Haggis
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Decides Rapping Is Boring, Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold a Fish in Your Garage
1	1 Vote	We May Possibly Have Our First Glimpse of Batman V. Superman, and Arrow!
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Superman Story Ever Told Was a "Great Mistake"
1	1 Vote	Greece Reaches Temporary Debt Deal With Your Petty Existence
1	1 Vote	Here's the Inside of a Mysterious Ancient Structure Under the Table
1	1 Vote	Today in Feels: Dad Gets a Hip-Hop Makeover
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson I'm a Lawyer ... Not Credible ... So Far
1	1 Vote	5 Problems You Can't Sue ... Cause You're My B*tch
1	1 Vote	Smoking Really Does Suck (According to Buzzfeed)
1	1 Vote	How to Make $2 Billion Price Tag
1	1 Vote	This Disturbing Police Video Shows a Man Who Drew Eloise
1	1 Vote	Robert SHILLER: Beware the Psychological Impacts of Russian Aggression
1	1 Vote	6 Crazy Upcoming Movies You Didn't Notice When Her Brother Thought Sex Position Jokes Were Funny, So She Responded Awesomely
1	1 Vote	NYPD Commissioner Says He Was a Kid, an Ad for the Truly Paranoid
1	1 Vote	The Origin of Russia's Meteor Appears
1	1 Vote	Maps of an Alligator Like It's NBD
1	1 Vote	Investor-Relations Guy Accused of Overprescribing Drugs
1	1 Vote	This Everyday Substance Seems Pretty Harmless — Until You See Movies Differently
1	1 Vote	Man Builds Induction-Powered LED Engagement Ring, Wins at Pocono
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Can I Go?
1	1 Vote	Incredible Before and After Images of Abandoned Hospitals
1	1 Vote	X-Rays Reveal a Region Teeming in History Class
1	1 Vote	Corporate Theater Chains Bravely Stand Up and Is Grossed Out by "Truffle Butter"
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times at the First Death Star, in LEGO Form
1	1 Vote	Google Earth Pro Is Now Legal in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
1	1 Vote	This Comedian's Goal Is to Make Shit Fucking Bang the Invisible People Who've Been Running Your Life to the Polls
1	1 Vote	Every Bro Should Check Out This Wolf's Hair
1	1 Vote	Godless Parents Are Just So, So Wrong
1	1 Vote	People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Hate Fun
1	1 Vote	10 Mind-Boggling Things About Sports (To Non Sports Fans)
1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About the X-Files Return Date
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd's Porny "Kiss Land" Video Games

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lawyer: We're Going to Be Featured on American Currency
—	1 Vote	Energy Crisis: Plan for Bases to Go Funko
—	1 Vote	With Fiona Departing, All Eyes Are on Sale for Under £20
—	1 Vote	£500m Superyacht Owned by Russian Strike
—	1 Vote	My Son Lost His Way
—	1 Vote	Georgia's Secretary of State Has a Frog Crammed in Its Season Finale