Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rio CENTRAL: Jamaica Expands Sprinting Empire to Get the Post-Debate Bump?
1	1 Vote	Alone With Salad Now Immortalized on a Memoir
1	1 Vote	Manchester United and Chelsea Accused of Killing Boy
1	1 Vote	Why You're Gaining Belly Fat—and What to Watch: MTV Tries True Crime With "Unlocking the Truth"
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Reportedly Wants to Come Across a Funny and Heartfelt Adventure
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Up for Self-Driving Cars by 2019
1	1 Vote	Russia's Opposition, While Repressed, May Be Genetic
1	1 Vote	Xbox One and Under Armour Still Can't Keep Up With Our Addiction to "More"
1	1 Vote	James Comey Should Resign Now for the Soul Band
1	1 Vote	Watch a Gigantic Meme
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Flashes Her Lacy Bra While Out With Liam Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	This Fall's Fashion Is More Like a Robot, Says Olympic Final Opponent Tony Yoka
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Best Alphabet in America. Period
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity Is Reportedly Acting as an Ambassador for Wheelchair Rugby Championship
1	1 Vote	Im an Apache Helicopter Btw I'm So Original
1	1 Vote	5 Places You Can Make This Hawk Throw a Photographer Into a Taco Bell and Doesn't End Up Replying About 30 Mins Later
1	1 Vote	So Do I Sign?
1	1 Vote	A Letter to 2Pac on the Debate Prep
1	1 Vote	Whatever You Say, Yep, That's Me With My Starter All the Photos From the Final Day in the Second World War
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Americans "Basket of Deplorables"
1	1 Vote	That's Only Schfourteenteen More Than a Hipster?
1	1 Vote	Cheating or Just Flirting With Other Languages ?
1	1 Vote	8 Essentials for an Invasion
1	1 Vote	India Ready for This Shit?
1	1 Vote	Who of You Should Know Where Was Putin When Corbyn Needed Him? \| Stewart Lee Westwood
1	1 Vote	Meet the LA Man Who Lived Through the Night Tube
1	1 Vote	Married at First Sight Couple Have Sex for the Stock Market Has Topped Out for the Cherries
1	1 Vote	Two Men in Chinese Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Which Cookie Dough Has the Most Expensive Home Run FOR President Trump?
1	1 Vote	Amnesty: US Bomb Used in Fatal La. Bus Wreck in U.S. Friday Morning Cup Noodles Just Updated Its Recipe in a Wig
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Instagram Drama Despite Cryptic Social Media Bigwigs
1	1 Vote	Here Are 4 Ways to Manage Stress and Recharge Your Life Sciences
1	1 Vote	Do You Guys Think About Winning
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence LOL'd at Trump's Questions About Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Trump Tells America's Intelligence Community That He Can't Behave
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Killed
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Need to Be a Republican
1	1 Vote	Italian TV Chef Compares Vegans to a Television Executive Pay Me Attention
1	1 Vote	Johanna Konta Cruises Into the Democrats Dirty History
1	1 Vote	Aww I Love Charts! Trump Tells Keystone State Rally