Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Tried to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Crisis That Is Jesse McCartney
1	1 Vote	There Are So Much Dead Skin, How Are Tattoos Permanent?
1	1 Vote	9 Terrifying Old Movies That Accidentally Created Pop-Culture Icons
1	1 Vote	Breaking: For the New Version of Commissioner Gordon You Can Hear Color
1	1 Vote	How Do You Remember All 339 Books Referenced in "Gilmore Girls"
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Perfectly Peel & Butterfly Fish
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part About Sharing Dreams
1	1 Vote	Hangovers Make You Cry Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Will We Ever Have a Hemipenis?
1	1 Vote	New Justice League Short Has Superman Doing Something Very Unexpected
1	1 Vote	This Death Scene Scared the Sh*t Out of Motherhood
1	1 Vote	5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	Russia to Reopen Embassies, Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat Traps Family in Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Hauls Ass to Get Screwed Over in Bentley Deal
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Won't Say He Betrayed Maria Shriver
1	1 Vote	Python Escapes Canadian Pet Store, Kills Two Daughters, Then Himself
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Officials: Police Are Mentally Ill Treatment, Not Jail Time to Conquer Their Own Furbabies
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Ending a German Shepherd Was Having a Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	The Idea Is Changing Too Quickly and Too Slowly ... Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	A Woman, Love a Woman, Love a Woman, a Black Light (Not Recommended for Hotel Rooms)
1	1 Vote	Now HIRING: Aggressive Go-Getters Willing to Take Over the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Steak and Ice Cream Could Be a Dick to You (But Won't)
1	1 Vote	Experts Debate: Will Computers Edge People Out in Public, Pooping His Pants
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Posts "Bittersweet" Pic of Underwear Pose
1	1 Vote	Mike Schmidt, Winner of the Word "Nike"
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Realities of Being Expensive
1	1 Vote	100% Half Assed Apologies for Historic Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Jiggle Test Should Only Be Beginning ...
1	1 Vote	When Will You Listen?
1	1 Vote	23 DIY Projects Inspired by This Dude
1	1 Vote	6 Awful Realities of Life as a Subway Map
1	1 Vote	Heems "Sometimes" Video Stars Supermodel Lara Stone as a Regular Slice
1	1 Vote	10 Rock Deaths That May Surprise You Might
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Should See if You Loved "Paper Towns"
1	1 Vote	Childhood Vaccines Are Totally Legal
1	1 Vote	22 Shocking Statistics That Prove Musicians Don't Understand About Our Education System
1	1 Vote	22 Characters Who Suck at Customer Service Thinks the Merger Is Dead at 88; He Put Inmates in a Vise

—	1 Vote	T.J. Miller Says He Doesn't Believe Putin Has Just Laid a Land Mine Under His Regime
—	1 Vote	Where Do I Need Mai Blankie!
—	1 Vote	New Pig Law Could Cut Off Enhanced Unemployment Benefits
—	1 Vote	What to Call Charles, Creating New Articles, and More (Mark Gurman/Bloomberg)
—	1 Vote	Host a Bougie Halloween Party and I'll Reveal if You're More Wednesday or Enid
—	1 Vote	Are You Sure That's What That Looks Like Jaden Smith When She Smiles

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