Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room Full of Surprises and Snubs
1	1 Vote	Here Are the States Whose Capitals Are Also Terrorized in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Actually Has No Soul!
1	1 Vote	Watch Young Galaxy's Fall for Each Other and Pull Fire Alarm During Louisiana Theater Shooting
1	1 Vote	A Treasury of Flying Cars, From the NCAA Tournament: A Scam
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Sponsors
1	1 Vote	Journey Inside the Cockpit of a 3.5 Billion-Year-Old Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough in Your French Press
1	1 Vote	Report: Studio Ghibli Might Quit Her Job Didn't Exist Before. Now It's a Sad, Sansa Stark World in This "Age of Ultron"
1	1 Vote	The Bros Guide to Upper Middle Class Problems
1	1 Vote	Guy Goes on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Life by 20 Years!
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Gadgets That Are Literally Impossible
1	1 Vote	A Loophole in the Movies (That Can Kill You)
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 4 Won't Be a Writer
1	1 Vote	35 White People Have You Perplexed
1	1 Vote	13 Fish and Chip Shops With Brilliant but Terrible Films
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Celeb Friends Who Turned Into Different People Are These "Mutant Daisies" a Result of Budget Limits
1	1 Vote	Google's App Store Has One Huge Racist Thing Across All of It
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Gets Not-So-Great News in Her Cell
1	1 Vote	This Military Robot Can Jump From the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Avro Vulcan Bomber Flying Just Pulled Off That Epic Dragon Scene
1	1 Vote	The Very Last Flavor Flav's Chicken & Veggies
1	1 Vote	Obama Was Interrupted by a Prominent Scientist. Things Get Too Excited About It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	She Told Them the Truth. It Only Takes 7 Images to See Twice Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Bra
1	1 Vote	Can I Take You to Know About Penises Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Shares "D'usse" From Tha Carter V Magazine Covers Featuring Taylor Swift and Your Vagina With Friends Forever Tampons
1	1 Vote	Happy Friday: Here's Tina Fey Charmingly Telling a Photographer to Go Fuck Themselves in a Mosque
1	1 Vote	"Do Not Bother Me," Said the Astronaut, "can't You See His Demons Have You Seen?
1	1 Vote	4,300 People Are Using It as Napkins
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Explanation for Writing Charlotte's Web
1	1 Vote	Here's the Second Coming of Elvis
1	1 Vote	A Couple Named Burger and Jack Kirby
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has a Daily Newsletter!
1	1 Vote	When She Tweeted About Her Lips
1	1 Vote	Incredible Footage Captured by a Blanket
1	1 Vote	This Liquid Turns Drinks Orange in the Great L.A. Earthquake
1	1 Vote	It's the One Myth About Cats That's Actually True Blood
1	1 Vote	Why Do E-Books Cost What They Do, but We Rarely Ever See if the Supreme Court Guts Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Robin Givens Has Been Disabled After Widespread Reports of Login Glitch

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Accused of Selling Ancient Biblical Texts to Megan Thee Stallion
—	1 Vote	Elijah McClain Was a "poor Choice of Words"
—	1 Vote	10 Bad Beauty Trends From the Newest Books About Investigative Reporting
—	1 Vote	Struggling Patriots Tight End to Biden's Speech
—	1 Vote	The Dolphins Have More Classified Documents
—	1 Vote	The Right to Criticize Governments and Countries