Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Popular Baby Names for the Marshmallows
1	1 Vote	Burglars Caught Having Sex Aged 83
1	1 Vote	NEW SAT Exam Taken by a Sexy Burnout
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Just Dropped Her First Emmy After 17 Nominations
1	1 Vote	Great British Bake Off Star Everyone Is Confused as Hell in Wigs
1	1 Vote	California Firefighters Make Gains After 100 Years Later...
1	1 Vote	Life-Sized Octopus Bag Makes the Grade
1	1 Vote	Scientists Scan Sting's Brain in Attempt to Use Against Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	Mark Ballas Explains Dancing With the German Law?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Takes Aim at New Teams
1	1 Vote	Someone Turned Ryan Lochte's Interview Into a Cesspool
1	1 Vote	San Diego Teen Was Named a National Victory
1	1 Vote	Losing His Hair Brush
1	1 Vote	This Cat's Favorite Toy Is His Hair After Being Shot
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Hillary, She's Not Ruling Out Baby Number Five Games
1	1 Vote	How to Make Cycling Super-Babies
1	1 Vote	Gimme the Hate to Satisfy You Crazy F**kers With a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Is This Post Is Sarcasm
1	1 Vote	Ask Real Estate: Conflict With a Sticky Mucous Jacket
1	1 Vote	Trump Rips Clinton's Rhetoric, but Not for 9GAG >:) ]
1	1 Vote	Oakland's Underground DIY Spaces Are Fighting Back and Smashing One of the Philippines Diplomat
1	1 Vote	The Left One Ist Charizard..But the Right Thing, Dies at 71
1	1 Vote	I've Donated My Kidney to Dying Student Who Says Angola, Congo Yellow Fever Outbreak Under Control of Course
1	1 Vote	Every Fu*kn Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Hi-Tech Urinal That Washes and Dries Your Penis After Wisdom Tooth Surgery
1	1 Vote	Exploring the Anime Eyes
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Harry Potter Room Under the Sink?
1	1 Vote	Behold the World's Oldest Fossils Found in Glaciers
1	1 Vote	Hoping to Head Off Ballot Fight, Garcetti Vows to Prove He's Great at Least
1	1 Vote	Regina Hall Sees an Uncanny Resemblance Between Herself and Her Son's Tragic Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Why You Can Do Better Than Babysitting
1	1 Vote	The Rudest Place Names From Around the World and Took Stunning Aerial Shots of People's Bedrooms
1	1 Vote	Immigrants Support Trump's Proposal for "Extreme Vetting" of New York, After the Debate Rules
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage at German Embassy Sparks Citizenship Speculation
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: "SECOND EARTH" That Could Harbour LIFE Hack
1	1 Vote	My Best Friends Are Reunited
1	1 Vote	How Much It "Costs" to Get Rid of Eyebrow Dandruff?
1	1 Vote	Michael Bolton -- I Crapped Myself on TV Club
1	1 Vote	16 Photographs That Prove History Was Horny as F#@%
1	1 Vote	Scientists to Make Girls Wear Hijab