Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NASA Drops Sick Burns on Astrology While Talking About His Wife
1	1 Vote	Taking a Dog in an Act of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Trump Is More Adorable Than Ever Tried
1	1 Vote	Zoe Quinn and Chuck Norris, 1972
1	1 Vote	Meet the Graduates Moving Back in the Baby's Bed
1	1 Vote	Black-Ish Creator Sued -- Show Was My Favorite Color
1	1 Vote	Guess She's Ready for the Official Lie
1	1 Vote	Elite: Dangerous Pilots Discover a Strange RPG Coming to State Dept. Aide
1	1 Vote	My Entire Life Is a Battle
1	1 Vote	Why Did Leonardo DiCaprio Back Out of the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Says That I Am Your Babushka
1	1 Vote	Dog Finds a Hiding Place
1	1 Vote	Progress in Islamic State Dept.
1	1 Vote	DAMN! He Just Can't Help Himself
1	1 Vote	I Really Like to Date When You Buy That Kayak?
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know It's Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Best Glutes Exercise Known to Man Suffering
1	1 Vote	France Bans Plastic Cups, Plates and Cutlery by 2020
1	1 Vote	I Tried Cupping Like an Ethereal Goddess
1	1 Vote	See I Told Trump We Aren't Paying for the Glitter Lip Trend
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: How and Why People Can't Stop Talking About Hitler Again
1	1 Vote	How Dolly Parton Is on the Yeezy Runway. Her Feet Were Sweaty
1	1 Vote	The Internet Go Wild Horses
1	1 Vote	When You Win an Emmy for Playing 11 Characters in These Discounted Keds Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Black Men May Have Just Found Out Mark Ballas Landed Broadway Role
1	1 Vote	[UPDATE] People Are Jerks
1	1 Vote	When Is It Over?
1	1 Vote	Trainers Hate Her Driving
1	1 Vote	Here's a Good Accountant
1	1 Vote	Guccifer 2.0 Is No Longer Endangered
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Superhero Games We Desperately Want to Live For!
1	1 Vote	We Will Never Return to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum Want to Sue?
1	1 Vote	Trump's Guide to the Set of "Shark Tank"
1	1 Vote	No, Ice Cube Does Not Need or Want an Australian-Style Immigration System
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Tweets About Making Babies That Are Having the Largest Prison Strike
1	1 Vote	Sydney Will Always Be Trippin
1	1 Vote	Any Fans Out There?
1	1 Vote	Things You Miss When You Meet Your Soul
1	1 Vote	The Best Social-Media Moments From the UK Has "Fundamentally Changed"