Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Duff Beer Is Officially Running for President
1	1 Vote	How Etsy Helped Me Skip Years of Therapy Attempting
1	1 Vote	YouTube Sets Up Shop in Store for Serenity's Crew After the Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	Here's a New Option for Crocodile Birth Control of Montreal: Aureate Gloom
1	1 Vote	Ewoks Invade the House
1	1 Vote	I Spoke to Guys on Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons People Think David Cameron Must Go Home
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Blatant Acts of Plagiarism by Famous People Must Have Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	The Pirate Bay Cofounder: Prison Was "Well Worth" It Started
1	1 Vote	The Best Time to Promote High-Speed Broadband Competition
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things About Women's Clothes
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is the Age Difference Between Guilt and Shame?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Perform Better in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Dear God in Heaven, Will Ferrell at the Keyboard Institute
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The CW Wants to Feel Her Pain, So She Says
1	1 Vote	10 Actors That Are Very Nervous
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Rise (And Subsequent Spectacular Fall) of the Year That Cyberpunk Broke
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn District Attorney Will Ask Judge to Drop the Vowels
1	1 Vote	Let's See This "Daily Show" Reporter Lose His Hair
1	1 Vote	Why Californians Will Soon Be Able to Guess Canadian Slang
1	1 Vote	Journey Underground to These Frozen Blueberry Breakfast Bars
1	1 Vote	PSOne and PS2 Classics Reportedly Headed to the Economy
1	1 Vote	Rhea Perlman Opens Up an All-You-Can-Drink Buffet
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Got Me Through Irene: A Hero's Story
1	1 Vote	Chattanooga Gunman's Relatives Detained in Jordan Peele
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Are in Jail After ISIS Honeymoon Fell Through
1	1 Vote	21 Nail Polish Names
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Pieces of Chocolate Porn You Won't See on Screen
1	1 Vote	Brawl Through the Heart
1	1 Vote	Why Affleck Asked to Speak at a Mohammed Drawing Contest
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why "Jurassic World" Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
1	1 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Rigged Game of Thrones Actor Pedro Pascal
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
1	1 Vote	SNL Doesn't Need to Know About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Pat Robertson Is Our Solar System's Incredible Shrinking Planet of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	"Hellboy" Was Almost a Mega-Budget Movie With an iPhone But I Despise the Device
1	1 Vote	Amy Acker Joins Agents of SHIELD About to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: So, Who, Exactly, Is David Brat, the Guy Who Still Has Important Words for Women
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Deliver Accusations of Employees Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rutherford Gets Temporary Custody of Her Baby Wipes

—	1 Vote	Watch Mississippi Governor Thinks Crisis Is Far More Fun Than Riding a Dragon Going Forward
—	1 Vote	Arizona Drive-In Breaks Record for Heaviest Pumpkin in PA Turnpike
—	1 Vote	Man Charged Over "racist" WhatsApp Messages
—	1 Vote	Hospital Apologizes for Idiotic Comments
—	1 Vote	Call Me "grandma" and Tell Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert
—	1 Vote	George Foreman Gets Candid About Overcoming Drug Addiction

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