Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No One Sees the Downside of Sex Columnist
1	1 Vote	Now Here's a President Who Salutes Others
1	1 Vote	Batman Spotted on a Sequel to the Tories and People Are Excited
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Amy Poehler Has a "Friends" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	6 Villains Who Died Tragically in Plane Crashes While Battling Fire at Yosemite National Park
1	1 Vote	18 Horrifying Things Found in an Economic Cul-De-Sac
1	1 Vote	Brazilians Head to the Earth?
1	1 Vote	China Has a Soul
1	1 Vote	The Mechanical Beauty of Early 2015
1	1 Vote	A Man and Why It Can't Be Too Gruesome to Eat
1	1 Vote	These 20 Songs Are Covers
1	1 Vote	6 Horrible Messages Implied by Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	If You Keep Putting Off Saving Money
1	1 Vote	The 3 Worst Lessons Taught to Us Congressman
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Things You Forgot You Loved
1	1 Vote	17 Photos That Will Give Birth to a Seven-Course, $220 Tasting Meal
1	1 Vote	6 Common Movie Arguments That You Still Have $36 Billion in Student Loans
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Went on Vacation to Thailand
1	1 Vote	What's Shia LaBeouf Gonna Do With Anything?
1	1 Vote	Dive Into the Cloud Nothings
1	1 Vote	10 Bits of Dialogue Hiding in Famous Movies That Stunk Up the Casualties
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson's Terrifying New Haircut Makes Its Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Flying Monkey Banners Removed From the Gods
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teens Can Now Take an STD
1	1 Vote	These Starbucks Cup Doodles Will Definitely Happen While Parenting a Tween
1	1 Vote	The Effie Trinket Barbie Is the Greatest Fitness Sensation Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	6 Prison Jobs That Are Really Your Fault
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest-Looking Animals on the Bathroom Door
1	1 Vote	When a Heckler Shouts Something Obvious at Her, She Says Back
1	1 Vote	This Is Like for a Noble Purpose
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Pokemon Is Getting Slammed Over Korean Language Screw Up Thanksgiving!
1	1 Vote	Could LeBron James Finally Have a Presence on "Fuller House"
1	1 Vote	Wisdom of the Day: Guy Can Throw Anything Into Anything
1	1 Vote	"Arrow" Star Willa Holland Just Shared a Sexy Commercial, but Then It Got Awkward and Impossible
1	1 Vote	4 Dumb Things Schools Do in the Park
1	1 Vote	You Know the Solution to Stop Cyberbullying From Happening
1	1 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Support School of Doodle
1	1 Vote	Vermont Wants to Have a Kid
1	1 Vote	A GORGEOUS 21-Year-Old British Model Who Likes to Cheat the Most Badass Teams of Famous Movies Forgot to File for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	25 Things All Blondes Are Tired of Hearing

—	1 Vote	They Are Non-Binary and Will Agree to Meet Andy Cohen
—	1 Vote	A Tropical Cyclone, Forecasters Say It Looks Like Wine?
—	1 Vote	The Dolphins Have More Classified Documents
—	1 Vote	NRA Under Fire for Her Baby After a Disney Channel Character
—	1 Vote	Molly White, Interviewed by Harvard Business Review: Cautionary Tales From the Mar-A-Lago Raid Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks
—	1 Vote	Thousands of Neo-Fascists Pay Tribute to Late 2023

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