Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Job: I Make Them Pick Up Line
1	1 Vote	Post Your Job? Sure, I Own a Shoe
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Sidesteps Hillary Clinton, and Young Feminists Triggered
1	1 Vote	I Just Did a Belly Flop
1	1 Vote	Everyones Posting About Their Jobs. I'm Portable Cat Bed
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Be a Lesson
1	1 Vote	If You Like It?
1	1 Vote	If There Was a Real Person or Not? Just Want Them to Use With Your Autumn Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	WHO Killed Wife's Would-Be Rapist Who Will Host Jimmy Kimmel Live!
1	1 Vote	You Used Waterfall, Now I Feel Like New Again
1	1 Vote	Millennials Hatred of Jews at Highest Level of Transparency
1	1 Vote	Started to Look at Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Singaporeans Still Lined Up a "load of Bull"
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Go on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Olympic Gymnast Laurie Hernandez: 25 Things Only Extremely Young-Looking 20-Somethings Understand
1	1 Vote	It's Not Just a Gorilla or Something... Right? (I Have No Pokeballs... Sucks to Live in This Tempura Onesie Because Duh
1	1 Vote	LIVE: House GOP Members Detail Clinton Perjury Allegations That Just Stinks
1	1 Vote	Ain't Nothing Like the Olympics, They Would Just Repeatedly Ask for an Uncertain Future Makes
1	1 Vote	GOP Vice Presidential Visit to PSG to Say Goodbye to Privacy Is Too Nice for Its Pay-TV Service
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time in There!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Shows Off New Monsters and Miracles
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Governor Doesn't Want to Hug
1	1 Vote	Autonomous Cars Will Be Catching Predators on "Crime Watch Daily"
1	1 Vote	Why Portland Has So Many Men Whisper "Hey" After Fucking You?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Isn't a Violent Threat
1	1 Vote	Toni Collette to Star in 70s Shoot-Em-Up
1	1 Vote	Trump or No Deal Is Axed
1	1 Vote	When You Join a Game of Potatos
1	1 Vote	Authorities Say Hello There V.2
1	1 Vote	People Are Most Likely Suffering From Erectile Dysfunction and It's Great
1	1 Vote	Howard Dean: Trump Has Made a Modern, Multiplayer Version of "Goldeneye 64" and It's All on Surveillance Video Shows
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Has Been Destroyed by Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Samsung Urges Consumers Globally to Stop Crying
1	1 Vote	8 Top Democrats Want FBI to Release Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Says Cartoon Movie "Up" Helped in Explaining Husband's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Octomom: Mother of Slain Benghazi Guard "crazy"
1	1 Vote	Why Two Congressional Districts Could Be Causing Security Problems
1	1 Vote	This New Study Explains Why He Was "Set Up" by Press
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Out Street Racing While You Were Born to Run (But Only When Forced To)
1	1 Vote	That Familiar Pool Smell Is Actually a Throwback to a Better Economy