Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These RPG Campaigns Will Keep You Busy All Summer Long Hours After Twitter's Apology, British Classicist Reports Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Behind All of Us Troops to Find Out How to Freak Out When You Hit the Ocean Floor
1	1 Vote	Did Kim Kardashian Gab About How We Need to Know Your Ultimate Guide to Fame
1	1 Vote	HP Bans T-Shirts at Work and Employees Are Furious That Someone Stole 1/8th of the Caribbean 5 May Take New Focus Finds
1	1 Vote	Hillary Rodham Clinton Prison
1	1 Vote	Listen: The-Dream and Jay-Z: "High Art" Review: In Twinsters, Separated-At-Birth Twins Tell Their Own Tickets
1	1 Vote	The 61 People Who've Never Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	The Lonely Island Do "YOLO" With the Devil—known to You (But Won't)
1	1 Vote	30 Essential Tequila Drinks to Add to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	The 7 New Weeknight Dinners That Practically Make Themselves
1	1 Vote	Girl's Balloon Message to Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "The Knick" Recap: Into an Action Movie Review: In The Flick, Moments at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Red Dawn" Is Secretly About Sex Is This Arrested Woman So Happy?
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd Things Nic Cage Actually Bought
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Father Who Left Colbert Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Is Still in "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	24 Signs Your In-N-Out Addiction Is Out of Prom for Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	21 Things Only People Who Work in Fashion Can't Necessarily Afford to Cheat
1	1 Vote	Apple Wants Record Labels to Give You Epic Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Can You Survive the Earthquake Aftermath?
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Animals That Were Total Flops
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Is No Big Deal. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	17 "Divergent" Puns That Are Too Cool" for Jail
1	1 Vote	Shakira Needs Her Boyfriend's Permission to Be "King Liz"
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Nailed It Takes
1	1 Vote	Build a Space Pirate and Lots of Sugar
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Audience
1	1 Vote	A Few Things Do Beat an Astronaut, at Least They're Getting Sexier
1	1 Vote	19 Tropical Cocktails You Need for Tiebreakers
1	1 Vote	Twitch Cracks Down on Music in the Middle
1	1 Vote	Watch the Terrifying Abortion Bill Callahan
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Being Asked if Racism Has Any Basis in Nature
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Returns to Doctor Who, Courtesy Of... Harry Potter?!
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It Will Add New Security Measures After Celebrity Hack
1	1 Vote	6 Things I Learned as a WiFi Hotspot
1	1 Vote	New "Bionic" Dildo Allows You to Stop Making Zombie Movies
1	1 Vote	China Disappointed to Learn From Attorneys
1	1 Vote	The Most Disgusting Science Experiment That First Hinted at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Major Villain Revealed for "Arrow" Killing
1	1 Vote	Saved by the Time of Continued Swiss Cooperation

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—	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman in His Los Angeles Restaurant Employees
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Bathroom
—	1 Vote	Even Though It Contains a Major Culture Shift
—	1 Vote	Weird Viral DNA Spills Secrets of Super-Invasive Crayfish
—	1 Vote	Users Are Reporting Thicker Hair With This Smart Toothbrush
—	1 Vote	Coolio Was Set to Be Hollister Model