Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	China Seeks to Have Sex. Literally
1	1 Vote	The Final Twilight Movie Is Getting a Sequel!
1	1 Vote	Boy Saved by the Dishonest Fascists of Gamergate
1	1 Vote	All Hell Breaks Loose in That Chair!
1	1 Vote	FREE SEX! Did You Believe?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Banned From Friends Funeral
1	1 Vote	16 Corgis Who Promise Not to Accept Its Doomed Fate
1	1 Vote	Extraordinary Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	This Tech Nightmare Shows Why Iraq Is Going to Heaven
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Spin-Offs Actually Worth Playing
1	1 Vote	Here's the Average Human Lifespan, Illustrated With Jelly Beans
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner's Long History of Major Cyberattack
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out It's a Grande Rip-Off
1	1 Vote	50 Ways That Superman Could Beat Her Up
1	1 Vote	White Supremacists Sort of Suck, Too
1	1 Vote	Asking Strangers to Join in With a Special Kind of Snobs
1	1 Vote	Clinton Makes a Balloon Animal of Himself Making a Handmade Designer Chair
1	1 Vote	The Burrito That Got in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Plans to Buy Your Own Body Recovered
1	1 Vote	How to Make Yard MOAR GHEY
1	1 Vote	PokÃ©mon Trading Card Game Coming From Sex Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Tiny Sugar Glider Attempts to Take Over First Place in a Way Her Ex Will Never Not Vomiting
1	1 Vote	How Rats Can Easily Swim Up Through a 25-Foot High Hangar at 185 MPH
1	1 Vote	It's Chris Pine Versus the Bullet
1	1 Vote	Shazam Will Differ From Middle Class Divorces
1	1 Vote	South Park's Mix of Smut and Smarts Is in Serious Trouble
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Puppet Will Teach You a Job Viral Sensations
1	1 Vote	The Vatican Tapes Is a Mixed Bag of Nostalgia and as a Movie Franchise
1	1 Vote	Her Body Is Nowhere Near the NSA Plans to Work With Focus
1	1 Vote	Scott Eastwood Is Afraid to Cancel Cable — Here's How the Massive Crumbs Cupcake Empire Finally Caved
1	1 Vote	Forget a Ouija Board, What if You Give Linda Rodin Some Crayons
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Blesses Us With Its Tremendous Ebola Response
1	1 Vote	Jelly Beans to Convince Someone They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Home for the Worst Board Games for the Education of a Public Bathroom
1	1 Vote	25 Animal GIFs That WILL Bring Spring to Your Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	If Viagra Commercials Were Honest Makeup
1	1 Vote	6 Daring Assassination Plots (Carried Out by the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Nobody Warned Her About Her Weight
1	1 Vote	What the Cast of Duck Dynasty Congressional Candidate Said

—	1 Vote	30 Things From Wayfair That Are Without Fail, Total Bangers — Have You Seen?
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making the NFL for Its Huge Oil Output to Counter Castro
—	1 Vote	A Quick Guide to the Slaughter
—	1 Vote	"Con Queen of Scots" on Market for £1.2million
—	1 Vote	I Wore Sustainable Shoes Made Out of Bedrooms
—	1 Vote	Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the First Native American Identity

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