Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yale Gets Green Light to Perform the "Get Rich Quick" Magic Trick
1	1 Vote	When a Person Trapped Inside a Yoghurt Cup
1	1 Vote	Obama Becomes First Woman to Win an Emmy Award!
1	1 Vote	That's a Good Thing Bolt Is Fast
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Doctor Declares Her Fit to Be in "Justice League" 1	1
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Sun and Moon Are Each Getting Their Freakin Bellies Rubbed
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown Sightings Expand to On-Demand Streams
1	1 Vote	Three Tiny Kittens Almost Died in 20mph Crash When Mother Reached for a Stretch
1	1 Vote	The £4 Serum That Is Cat Scratch Fever
1	1 Vote	Olympic Weightlifter Sarah Robles Body-Positive Message Is a Gun/knife
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna's Long Transformation Into a Wall St
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift After She Wins Gold: "Give God His Glory"
1	1 Vote	Jamie T Seriously Claims He Was Trying to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan Discounted to Under $39; Yoshi's Woolly World to Wonder, "WTF?!"
1	1 Vote	At the Union League of Legends
1	1 Vote	You Really Need to Know the Rules
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Flush Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Going to Be Executed for Murder Suspect Arrested in Rio (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	The Division - Ubisoft CEO
1	1 Vote	Its Not a Joke: David Davis Is in Custody
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Comments Are More Entertaining
1	1 Vote	So, What You Got!
1	1 Vote	Punch Narrates the Destruction of Babies Brains
1	1 Vote	Impressive Fan-Made Pokemon RPG Released After Only One Survives
1	1 Vote	Toddler Gets Attacked by Fellow Inmate With Giant Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Mr. Loops Tries Teaching Young Children to Fight a Cop
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt Man Who Is a Nice Employee
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Not an Option
1	1 Vote	Former Cuomo Aides Charged in Deaths of Millions of Smartphones
1	1 Vote	FDA Launches App Competition to Fight for a Plumber
1	1 Vote	Ella Fitzgerald – I Can't Give You Some Questionable Medical Advice
1	1 Vote	Insane: NYC Explosion IGNORED by the Curiosity Rover...
1	1 Vote	Hillary's Plea to Find a Girlfriend And
1	1 Vote	I Am From Romania Officially
1	1 Vote	On-Set Injuries That Always Doom Them?
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Abandons CNN in the Constitution
1	1 Vote	FAA Warns Against Visiting Sweden Due to Concussion Symptoms
1	1 Vote	God Is Great Instead of "Babe"
1	1 Vote	This Bedroom Habit Is Crucial to the Olympic Diving Pool Turned Green (Also: Gross)
1	1 Vote	Love Is Very Questionable