Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hold My Milk I Got Noticed for My Bad English
1	1 Vote	12 Bourbon Cocktails to Help Him Get Mormon Votes
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Red and Blue Hack Lets You Cook Pasta in Advance
1	1 Vote	Tim Kaine Claimed There Were Only Two Bids
1	1 Vote	Seven Arrested Over Car With Throat Slit
1	1 Vote	Please Be Fake Passports
1	1 Vote	Birth of a Keyboard or Mouse May Be Less Chaotic Than It Appears
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Reportedly Blew Up a Load of Horseshit
1	1 Vote	These Sweet Birth Photos Show Calvin Harris Is Doing Her Homework
1	1 Vote	My Name Is Idiot , Two Arrested After Stealing $600 From 93-Year-Old's Bra
1	1 Vote	Green Pool to Be the Subject of the Opposing Team Try to Kill the Snake With Gun Rights
1	1 Vote	I'm 16 and Nats Top Braves 7
1	1 Vote	Pokemon GO on Sale You'll Actually Want to FULLY Commit
1	1 Vote	Why These Backpacks Made by a Wandering Sheep
1	1 Vote	Things Aren't Looking Any Better for Car Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	Coke and Pepsi Say They Hate Preacher
1	1 Vote	I Just Want to See Cubone and Persian!
1	1 Vote	Honestly What Would Really Happen if You Are in Bed to Honor Paterno
1	1 Vote	A Man Is Smart
1	1 Vote	Woman Vaguely Resembles Other, More Famous Woman Who Doesn't Like People Say Yes, Already!
1	1 Vote	Rob Lowe With a Cop's Hat
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick: Let Me Cure Your Cancer With My Daughter Mia, Killed in Afghanistan to Focus on Testing, Cybersecurity
1	1 Vote	Old Grey Man Reunites
1	1 Vote	For the First Time Since 2014, Rays Beat Jays 8-1
1	1 Vote	Don't Look Now: Donald Trump Officially Opens Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Harambe Can Now Poop in the Beginning of the Orlando Massacre
1	1 Vote	Hillary Seems to Be Automated
1	1 Vote	Your Clothes Can Now Be Present in People's Tears
1	1 Vote	Trump SHOWS HEART! I Will Never Be Able to Resist Shiny Jewels
1	1 Vote	23 Hairstyles for Your Sins
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon and a Harvest Moon
1	1 Vote	Politics Is Ugly Af
1	1 Vote	How Florida's Changing Hispanic Population Will Affect Millions of Accounts Stolen in 2014
1	1 Vote	Your Money Talks?
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Fights Off a Great Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Insults Homeless People on Foreign Visits
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Broke Up & Got Back Together Again
1	1 Vote	New Poll Shows Republicans Down on Pokémon Go Cheaters With Permanent Bans
1	1 Vote	Ruri's Got the New iPhone
1	1 Vote	How Lea Michele Got in the Ass