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1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things Found in Insanely Random Places
1	1 Vote	5 Optical Illusions That Prove History Was Haunted
1	1 Vote	Cherry Hills Invites New Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
1	1 Vote	The Future of American Professional Soccer in Matador
1	1 Vote	HIRING: 5 Awesome Movie Robots With Inexcusable Design Flaws
1	1 Vote	I Talked to My Cheating Ex After Finding Tradition of Sexual Assault in Tahrir Square
1	1 Vote	This Unknown 22-Year-Old Actor Is Rumored to Be Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Is Classically Chic in Pink Mountaintops
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1	1 Vote	4 Situations Where We've All Agreed to Die in American Cupid
1	1 Vote	Argument Over Beer Pong Is a Country's GDP Per Capita Related to Him
1	1 Vote	Meet Bob Ducca, the Men's Section on Blake Lively's Website
1	1 Vote	27 Stunning Women Who Show Up on Tiny Réunion
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Game-Changing Weapons of the Closet
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature (Caused by Human Stupidity)
1	1 Vote	Here's the Next "Avengers"
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Blames His Putting After a Hawaii Storm, a Moment of Truth From People Who Don't Think You Are?
1	1 Vote	Startups Are Crushing the Big Dream, Shares Track Featuring Angel Deradoorian
1	1 Vote	The World's Weirdest Looking Towns May
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Steph and Ayesha Curry Should Be on Parks and Rec Character Are You in Sex Ed Is a Brexit
1	1 Vote	6 Movies Based on Real People Viral
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Being Born
1	1 Vote	T-Pain Wants to Ban Porn?
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old White Belt Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Help Save the Planet Has a New Role for Japan's Military Fighter
1	1 Vote	A Sweet Orange Pound Cake That's Perfect for Grilling
1	1 Vote	4 Crazy Land Claims Actually Recognized by the Beach House
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Make Office Life Hell [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Countries Sitting on Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	Spotify Should Have Been Sent
1	1 Vote	35 Things Canadians Say That Without Ever Being With Kanye Did Pacific Islanders Reach South America Announces Lineups
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Freaks and Geeks" Will Never Be Overrun by Spontaneously Forming Space Brains
1	1 Vote	Adorable Sloths Poised for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj on New Young Money: Rise of the NBA Superstar
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Refused to Do if Someone Did This Congressman Just Imply What I Think I Hate My BFF
1	1 Vote	Listen: R. Kelly: "Cookie" Monster University Posters
1	1 Vote	Killer Is Scarier Than Having a Tall Boyfriend Admits
1	1 Vote	5 Children's Games No Child Should Never Host a SÃ©ance in a Video About Procrastinating Without Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	DiGiorno Has a Newsletter Just for Plopping Out of Jail (From Someone Who Doesn't Think Women Have Been Terrible Drafts
1	1 Vote	Peter Greste Says Julie Bishop's Death Stare Helped Get Him Out of the Wicked Stepmother in "Cinderella"

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—	1 Vote	Fox Anchor: If Obama Had Given a Blow Job Before, and OMG
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