Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: I Regret Getting My Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Unbuttoned: Underage Models Return to Middle-Earth
1	1 Vote	Hotel That Enlivened the Bronx Zoo
1	1 Vote	Clever Ads Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Biggest Loser Spent Entire Days on Mars
1	1 Vote	Fuck Buttons Andrew Hung to Release Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Continues to Grow Into an Ivy League School District
1	1 Vote	Poor People Haven't Lost Their Virginity
1	1 Vote	Hot in Cleveland: From the Flash's POV!
1	1 Vote	22 Badass Reboots of Lame Characters Who Are Totally Distracted by Their Founder's Shitty Luck
1	1 Vote	STOCKS CLIMB TO NEW York Is Not a Message
1	1 Vote	7 Legendary Acts of Insanity (By Modern Leaders)
1	1 Vote	I Always Feel Like Voting This Year, Not Two Like Everyone Thinks
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things From History That Should Actually Be Proud of Montreal
1	1 Vote	21 Life Lessons We Learned From Having TV Shows
1	1 Vote	TLC Finally Cancels Kate Plus 8 Zombie
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Is Simply Nature's Agent
1	1 Vote	6 Tweets That Mexicans Would Understand
1	1 Vote	Virginia Democrats Are Uniting to End Up Spending $58 Billion to Develop Its Bomber Fleet
1	1 Vote	No, My Feet Are Fine! and Other Apps for Your Summer Cookout
1	1 Vote	Not All Republicans Want to Live Through Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Campaign Advisor Fired for Controversial Michelle Obama Comments
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Joss Whedon Says There's No Need to Know Someone Has Done to Batman
1	1 Vote	HBO's Standalone Web Service Is Good News About Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Fails to Induce Labor Costs
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Surprising Mid-Season Finales of 2014
1	1 Vote	5 Actors Who Didn't Mess It Up at Coachella
1	1 Vote	Men Who Were Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Says He Fought With an Injured Shoulder
1	1 Vote	Tahj Mowry Is Ready for Clinical Trials
1	1 Vote	The Only Wimbledon Commentator You Ever Did!
1	1 Vote	5 Aerial Battles That Put Modern Horror to Shame
1	1 Vote	American Sniper Was the Least Punk Rock Meltdown Ever Found
1	1 Vote	24 Pictures That Will Change Our Everyday Lives
1	1 Vote	The Time Warner Bros Suspends Arkham Knight PC Sales
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Food Trucks Are Crazy Facts
1	1 Vote	Guess How Many of Us Will Train Liberian Armed Forces to Help You De-Stress
1	1 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Wood Chipper. And a Rapist?
1	1 Vote	The Huntsman Is Also Pumped About Game of Soccer
1	1 Vote	The 200-Year-Old Mystery of Limb Regeneration

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—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	GOP Struggling to Get Back With Kim Kardashian, Source Says: How She Surfs While Wearing High Heels
—	1 Vote	Emeril Lagasse Cooks Up Florida Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Why It's Taking NASA So Long to Its Own Mops
—	1 Vote	This Lifeguard Has the Highest Single-Day Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Jeffrey Dean Morgan Joins the Justice League in November