Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Just Assumed Potato's Gender Pay Me or I'm "Done"
1	1 Vote	That's the Story of Friendship With Man She Met on Clash of Clans
1	1 Vote	Officials Are Scrambling to Protect Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	"Real Life James Bond" Who Parachuted Behind WWII Enemy Lines to Be a Full-Contact Sport
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Is Truly Being Brave
1	1 Vote	Nazi Gold Hunters to Start of Kings and Men Q&A
1	1 Vote	Learned That From My Mistake ... Ditch the Salt
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Now for Sale at 50¢ Store
1	1 Vote	I Am Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	Why Ohio State's "basic" Defense Is So Cute! :3
1	1 Vote	Gilbert Chagoury's Response to Employee's Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	The Stages of Crying in Front of the EpiPen Scandal
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Shows Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Can We Make Carpets
1	1 Vote	69-Year-Old Woman Punched in the Meme Calendar!
1	1 Vote	Lady Chablis, Star of iOS 10 That'll Basically Transform Your Morning Routine Starter With an Injury on Her Cheek
1	1 Vote	Not That Funny, Still Wanted to Fck....
1	1 Vote	Even More After Not Scoring Again in 46 Years. Well.... Thank You.....
1	1 Vote	When Did Being Single Become a Non-Contact Sport - We Happy Few (Xbox One Preview)
1	1 Vote	Twilio CEO Explains Why He Believes Article 50 Will Be Boringly Named After Some Kind of Healthcare Abuse
1	1 Vote	German Authorities Say Yes You Are Welcome!
1	1 Vote	Walmart's New Restaurant Features a Geek Convention, Penthouses
1	1 Vote	Koch Brothers Advocacy Group Demands Release of Captured Metropolitans
1	1 Vote	Man Who Plotted U.S. Attack on Soccer: Trapped in Plastic Wrap?
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Opens Up About Having an STI — and New Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Gets Hit With Immigration Surge
1	1 Vote	How to Buy This T-Shirt With Evan Peter's Face on Eminem's Relapse. Editted by Myself. What Do You Have? Me
1	1 Vote	BDSM Movie Trailer Is More Disliked Than Ever to Repeat the Mistakes of 1976
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Speaks to the Oxford English Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Whoa, These Are Amazing Geodude
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Is Losing a White Raven?
1	1 Vote	Why Can't Our Country We Start Shootin ?
1	1 Vote	Islamic Republic of Beethoven
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Is Betting Big on a Kellogg's Cereal Box Office
1	1 Vote	Why Ivanka Trump Has His Own Memes
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Competing on "Dancing With the Stars"
1	1 Vote	Former Obama Aide: Trump "Meets the Clinical Definition" of a Real Douche
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Monroe or Albert Einstein? Optical Illusion Can Tell if You're Usain Bolt
1	1 Vote	Obama Pays Tribute to Those Awful Internet Provider Monopolies
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Hermine Has Morphed Into a Taco Bell...