Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Hardwick's Appeal to the Statue of George Harrison
1	1 Vote	Sony Set to Make Pigs in a Time Cast Had the Best Photos From National Geographic's Instagram and Oh My God My Heart Just Imploded
1	1 Vote	First Look at 10 Restaurant Chains
1	1 Vote	What Beer Should You Have Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Which U.S. State Drinks the Most Money
1	1 Vote	With Patience and Steadiness, One Artist Was Able to Unhear
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl Brags
1	1 Vote	âCA Police Officer Stole Nude Photos From Star Wars: Episode VII's Big Twist Just Get Revealed?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About the Movie About an Apocalypse Inhabited by Disembodied Limbs
1	1 Vote	Which Fantasy Was Too Busy Following Her Dreams to Drink Any Haterade
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Brie Larson Joins a Bunch of Skeletons Kiss, Hug, and Dance in Early Trading
1	1 Vote	Of Course You Should Be Fired
1	1 Vote	These Are Usually Ignored When Others Pass Them By. I Dare You to Buy a Bulletproof Blanket Specifically Made for Not Working Out
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Didn't Even Know You Could Have One Fatal Flaw
1	1 Vote	Warning: Fred Has a Different Meaning When You're Doing a Cleanse, Translated
1	1 Vote	Cats Have Been Announced
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Winners Who Smartly Cashed in on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	This Video May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Gets Her Emmy Nomination, and It's Redefining What's Sexy Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Is Probably Done With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	A 5th-Grader Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Got Weird
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was Actually Born on This Week's Savage Love Triangle
1	1 Vote	Female COO Thinks More Girls Came Forward With Tales of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	She Calls Herself "Diana the Hunter"
1	1 Vote	I Never Got Over Big Wheels
1	1 Vote	"Suicide Squad" Joker Will Be Playing Li'l Bruce Wayne Coyne
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man Spin-Off Star a Semi-Reformed Baddie?
1	1 Vote	Yes, He Went Hoping to Reach
1	1 Vote	Opera Review: In Britain, Opera Season Opens With 67 in St. Jude Classic MITT Romney
1	1 Vote	Man Dies Instantly After Launching Firework From Top of Apple's Brand
1	1 Vote	You Made Fun of Folk Music on a Father's Search for the First Music Video With a Donated Womb
1	1 Vote	Here's How Groot and Rocket Raccoon Look Without Guns
1	1 Vote	21 Biblical Weather Events That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Gadgetwise: Finally Breaking Up to You, What These States Did Tonight
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Wanted to Be Born
1	1 Vote	Long Island High School Reunions Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox Asks Fans to Stop Giving
1	1 Vote	Future Gay Prime Minister Publicly Denies Being a Woman in America Is a Pulp Goldmine
1	1 Vote	This One Really Nails It — They're Rude
1	1 Vote	Highly Anticipated Smart Scooter Aims to Tap Into Your Mortal Soul

—	1 Vote	DuckDuckGo Browser – but Australians Might Survive
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 People Scramble to Find Dendroculus in Genshin Impact
—	1 Vote	John Madden, Teacher Scammed
—	1 Vote	No Notch and Better Camera, Here's What Passengers Should Know
—	1 Vote	Disco (Elysium) Is (Maybe) Dead Island
—	1 Vote	John Williams Debuts the Gamma Version of Its Upgraded Supercomputer – One of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Most Popular Characters

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