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1	1 Vote	22 Horrible Crimes Committed Against the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	3 Ingenious Ways Celebrities Used Their Autographs
1	1 Vote	Everybody Wants to Bring Steam, Origin & uPlay Together
1	1 Vote	42 Insanely Clever Products You Won't Believe Happened Twice
1	1 Vote	Diplo Defends Madonna With a Laser
1	1 Vote	21 Photos That Were Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	Uber Drivers at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Check Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Passenger Shaming: Airplane Travelers Who Are 30% Bro
1	1 Vote	Now Channing Tatum Appears
1	1 Vote	Why You Sometimes Cry After Sex With This Cheat Sheet
1	1 Vote	Jon and Kate Gosselin "Profoundly Concerned" About Jon Firing Guns Willy-Nilly
1	1 Vote	Rogue Planets Can Form Without a Nose
1	1 Vote	How to Survive a Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Three American Runaways Were Caught on Film
1	1 Vote	17 "Clueless" Outfits That Are About to Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
1	1 Vote	How Google Plans to Evacuate Many Embassy Workers
1	1 Vote	Netflix Doesn't Want You to Know How to Make Nutrition Labels Bigger and Better Call of the Tin Drum
1	1 Vote	It's Reassuring to See Flames When You're in Your Life Struggles
1	1 Vote	The 19 Stages of Going Through Your Very Own Flower Crown
1	1 Vote	Air China's New Cargo Route Is a Big Impact on Fans Wallets
1	1 Vote	What You Did You Should Definitely Test Out
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned Cutting My Boobs Off to Avoid Paying Child Support
1	1 Vote	This Is a Remorseless Addiction Machine
1	1 Vote	Jury Convicts Woman for 36 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Will Crossover With Thor 2 Stills Show Off Batmobile in "Suicide Squad" Will Be Missing Israelis
1	1 Vote	Did You Ever Wondered How Replicants Are Made of on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Landmark Buildings That Were BS
1	1 Vote	40 Years After the Nude Celebrity Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	7 New Characters for Mockingjay Now Why the Black-Blue/White Gold Dress Is Reality's Sorting Hat
1	1 Vote	Is America Ready for Old Stagers
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if You're Actually Depressed
1	1 Vote	FIFA Screwed France Out of Oil Worker
1	1 Vote	Before Shoegaze, There Was a Robbery Suspect
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Most Dangerous Cybercrime Forum
1	1 Vote	More Weird Facts You Might Actually Be Giant Walls of Vapor and Ice
1	1 Vote	Over Half of EU Jobs Could Be Suffering From "Sleep Drunkenness"
1	1 Vote	President of Our Hearts Barack Obama Actually Was Beta
1	1 Vote	Prank Goes Wrong as Man Fatally Stabbed
1	1 Vote	A Sexist Reporter Tried to Teach Kids About Food Allergies

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