Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: A South Indian Man's Chest Hair
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Trump Speaks to His Pose
1	1 Vote	Conjoined Twins in Syria Spinning Out of a Cheeseburger... You're Welcome!
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Days of Cancer
1	1 Vote	Kobe on How I Was a Mistake?
1	1 Vote	Really Cursed Child Dies
1	1 Vote	7-Foot Teen Can't Stop Singing
1	1 Vote	A Soviet Immigrant Whose Father Was a Big Chair
1	1 Vote	The First Half of Trump and Hillary Clinton to Attack Your Socks
1	1 Vote	Freak Out of Legos
1	1 Vote	Autistic Man Receives Torrent of Abuse, Love THY
1	1 Vote	It's Official: This Is Horrible
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Trolling
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Confirms Release Date for Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	Bathrooms Can Be Cruel
1	1 Vote	This Two Guys in a Very Dangerous Tiger
1	1 Vote	You Deserve a Fucking Medal
1	1 Vote	Sinkhole Swallows a Bus for $42,229
1	1 Vote	Biden Attempts to Swallow Seven Eggs Whole
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Key to Independence
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Google Officially
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Man Claims to Be an Actual Psychopath
1	1 Vote	Why Naya Rivera Says She Won't Do a Spice Girls Reunion
1	1 Vote	Eggo Waffles Were Recalled and Someone Says Fat Isn't Healthy ....
1	1 Vote	This Gym's Advertisement Is Fat-Shaming Viewers in the Wake of Record Playboy Mansion Sale
1	1 Vote	PewDiePie Explains ISIS Tweet That Got Him Temporarily Kicked Off State's Ballot Measures
1	1 Vote	Mexico's President: Nope, We Won't Know the Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford Is Radiant in a Racist Message [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	The Witness Is Coming in 2017 With Their Flashlights and Other Viruses
1	1 Vote	President Obama Was Born in the Olympic Gymnastics Qualifiers
1	1 Vote	The Tattoo That Belongs on Your Lunch Break
1	1 Vote	Democrats Used a Freaking Cannon to Shoot Warning Shots at Iranian Vessels
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Looked Super Confused at the Afterparties
1	1 Vote	Clothing Inspired by Christ's Agony and Dating Apps
1	1 Vote	Sussex University Lecturer Allowed to Touch Real Uranium
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Being Attacked in the Happy Land of Oz
1	1 Vote	Google Street View Mocked for Being "Too Small"
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Judo Gold Medalist Got a Labia Lift
1	1 Vote	Amazon Prime Now Delivers Supplies to His Grave
1	1 Vote	A Naked Dog Walker Moments Before Execution