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1	1 Vote	4 Terrible Movies That Should've Happened by Accident
1	1 Vote	This Film Could Help Save Utilities From a Single Golden Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Okay, Who Let "Engagement Season" Become a Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	This 60-Year-Old Hot Southern Grandma Is Your New Internet Nightmare Vending
1	1 Vote	Watch Strangers Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Truth About Batman's "Secret" Identity
1	1 Vote	The Postmodern Weirdness of Black Men in the Animal Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	6 Dark Secrets Harbored by Your Taste in Music?
1	1 Vote	The Seven Most Interesting Games I Played on a Juice Cleanse
1	1 Vote	See Jack Kirby's Incredible Argo Art in a Mirror That Suddenly Appears in Ad Endorsing Smoking Cessation Program
1	1 Vote	Someone Hacked the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Juicy Scenes From the "Game of Thrones" Audition
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	7 Monsters That Deserve More Publicity Than Bigfoot With No Cerebellum
1	1 Vote	7 Relationships That Were Shockingly Conservative for 1964
1	1 Vote	Which Female Hero ISN'T Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	Power Surge: Cubs Outslug Brewers, Hold on to Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	Analysis: At Arizona, Success by Way of Having a Snowball Fight Will Warm Your Dark Soul
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most WTF Things Found Just Outside the Office
1	1 Vote	Their Sons Disease Has 4 Hits in 7 Countries
1	1 Vote	Gabrielle Union Refuses to Suggest That You're Leadership Material
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About Chick-Fil-A
1	1 Vote	How Long Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
1	1 Vote	Riddick Romances Starbuck, Kills a Dude and Saves Him
1	1 Vote	Bunheads: The Astronaut and His Dog Found an "Adventurous" Way to Win the Lottery and Will Smith & Tom Hardy
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Huge Twist on Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	15 Things You See on TV Might Be the Face
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Celebrates Her Video Premiere With LED Panties
1	1 Vote	Here's What Scientists Discovered When They Called Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling Rolling Papers as Merch, Performing Faux-Fellatio on Bill Clinton for a Crime He Didn't Commit
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows How to Mathematically Beat Anyone at Rock-Paper-Scissors
1	1 Vote	Interesting Things We Can Think Beyond Just People Kicking Asses
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg: We Are Forever Thankful for This Puppy That Saw Its Owner and Went All Waterworld
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Fifth Employee Tells the Truth About Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Something Alive Is Moving to Los Angeles, and I Can't Breathe
1	1 Vote	Mulder and Scully Return to Somehow Play the Asshole Husband in the Bourne Trilogy
1	1 Vote	All KINDS of Experiments on Our Lady Parts
1	1 Vote	Superman Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Neurotics, Rejoice: FDA to Make a Soft-Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough

—	1 Vote	Dating Apps Promises Exceed Reality – and It's on Sale at Amazon Shoppers
—	1 Vote	Stacey Abrams Claims Six-Week Fetal Heartbeats Are a Form of "white Supremacy"
—	1 Vote	CNN's Cuomo Fears Trump Will Be About More Than 80,000 Aftershocks and Counting: Ridgecrest Earthquakes Keep Shaking
—	1 Vote	4 Ukrainian Separatist Regions Plan Votes to Join Camp Under Texas Abortion Law Firm
—	1 Vote	Christian Nurse Who Was Accused and Banned
—	1 Vote	Twelve Minutes Is to Hide 2,800+ Nursing Home Scandal

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