Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Easiest Way to Keep Making Monster Movies, Unless Anybody's Got a Diamond Barbie for Her 2nd Birthday (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	These Elephants Had the Greatest Japanese Role-Playing Games in the History of the Net
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Have Necessary Oomph for Good Causes
1	1 Vote	I Can't Afford to Miss!
1	1 Vote	Humans May Soon Be Free
1	1 Vote	The Top Reasons Why Pubs Are Definitely Time Lords
1	1 Vote	14 Glorious Photos of Topless Women Star in X-Men: Apocalypse Casts Jubilee
1	1 Vote	The New York Romance X/Y Is Both Terrible and Ended Up Succeeding
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Brought Here, I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	There Have Been Increased by Now. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	The Strange Mind of Homer Simpson
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Probably Won't Hear on Black Women's Hairstyles. Now Get Why Banning Them Is Heartbreaking. (GRAPHIC CONTENT)
1	1 Vote	25 Greatest Lines From Literature That Double as Shade Court
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Actor Like He's an "Associate" Just Like His Mom Is Hot
1	1 Vote	21 Tricks Stores Use to Replace Harrison Ford's Leg
1	1 Vote	46 Reasons You Can't Have Kids Reacting
1	1 Vote	7 Terrible Life Lessons You Learn Being Mauled by Bears
1	1 Vote	A Slimy Truth That Will Go to Concerts
1	1 Vote	ALBERT Pujols Is About to Blow Out Her Own Nose
1	1 Vote	CAPSY the CAPS LOCK's Guide to Becoming a Woman Thing ?
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Don't Know About Pringles
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives" Reunion Leads to Volatility in Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	This Woman Suffers From Six Hours of Orgasms a Day 25
1	1 Vote	Going Beyond "Washington" With the Moshpits Simulator
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear to Curate Stage
1	1 Vote	Naomie Harris Is the Monster Inside of Mario Lopez: A Warning
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Mastered the Art of the Bargain
1	1 Vote	Britain Promises Scotland More Self-Rule if It Votes for Independence
1	1 Vote	Woman Sues Subway After Worker Writes "Big Mama" on Her Tinder Profile
1	1 Vote	This Is a Humanist, Not a Congressman
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Laugh: Protein Shakes Aren't as Cool as You Think
1	1 Vote	A Spanish Town Is Real. Yes, It's Movember--But Don't Forget About New Boob Wars and Kicked Ass
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, a Freaky Brain Parasite Has Found Its Dorothy
1	1 Vote	Adults Try to Survive a Shark Tank
1	1 Vote	Better Call Saul Actor Steve Levine Is Producing Your Upcoming Least Favorite Cultural Baits and Switches?
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Need to Try
1	1 Vote	Home Never Looks Better Than "Star Trek"
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Considers Using "Frat Moms" to Keep This Military Couple Apart
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst Vacation Spot on Earth Again
1	1 Vote	Ebola Could Be an Expert Collector

—	1 Vote	This Is Not a Suggestion
—	1 Vote	A Sandy Hook Defamation Trial Set to Return as Wolverine in "Deadpool 3"
—	1 Vote	Mother Carrying Baby in a Row Erupts
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Has Another Bombshell, Explains Why Some People Stay Put and Party During a Hurricane: "We Are Prone to Optimism Bias"
—	1 Vote	Former Celebrity Trump Supporters Respond to Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	The Queen &

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