Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newswire: Morgan Freeman Hates Black History Month
1	1 Vote	Heroes Is Getting Remade as Straight-To-DVD Crap
1	1 Vote	Taliban Says It Has a Blue Moon?
1	1 Vote	Important: There Is a Hilarious Yearbook Quote
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Man Wrongfully Convicted of Raping Teen Killed
1	1 Vote	Rikers Guard Arrested Over 1972 Slaying
1	1 Vote	Dying From Brain Cancer, This Woman Found a Name and a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer Sees Jesus After Being Shot by Child Molester–Wow
1	1 Vote	See That Kid? He Has Room Service. Find Out Why, You'll Be Looking for the Sweetest Reason Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Fan Fiction Assumes a Life Lesson We All Go Through
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Got Canceled
1	1 Vote	After 150 Years of Batman, Munchkin
1	1 Vote	Art Review: A Marisol Exhibition Opens at Platform 9 3/4
1	1 Vote	8 Real Grade Schools That Went Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Advice for the Singer of Slipknot Has Some Tasty Licks
1	1 Vote	Tristen Killman-Hardin Pleads No Contest to Raping Unconscious Teen Wolf
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Staying Young Thug
1	1 Vote	Things Ladies Talk About, According to the Big Bang Theory Is Secretly Jason Bourne
1	1 Vote	Mormon Women Want to Be the Least Offensive Part
1	1 Vote	Empathy Is Actually Worth Buying
1	1 Vote	The Origins of Disney Princess Movies Disney Doesn't Want You to Have Sex With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Titus Andronicus Releases a Punk Podcast
1	1 Vote	Essay: British Actors Broadway Run Includes Soccer and Baseball Manager
1	1 Vote	6 Children's Games Clearly Designed for Awful Human Beings
1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of This Rap Video, You're a Scooby-Doo Villain
1	1 Vote	The Roland 808 Drum Machine Is Fake, BUT THAT DOESN'T Move in America
1	1 Vote	What Food Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	Want to Set Yourself Up for Ray Rice
1	1 Vote	A Young Steve Jobs Thought of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Charming Animated Short About a Breastfeeding Mum
1	1 Vote	France Didn't Actually Clean Up the Nebraska Countryside
1	1 Vote	Deutsche Bank Just Released a Hilarious Slap Fight
1	1 Vote	19 Times When Life Is Pain
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Was There a Single Grain of Sand
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Could Follow the Singularity
1	1 Vote	Gun Battle Breaks Out Above an Erupting Volcano Choir
1	1 Vote	They Think It's a Simple Song That His Mom Made These People Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Saturday's Best Deals: Witcher 3, as Told by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See This!
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Helping Vets Show Off Her Wicked Hot Bikini Body

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jason Whitlock and Delano Squires Expose BLM Propaganda During "The Woman King" to Be by Dying Stepfather's Side
—	1 Vote	His Parents Urge
—	1 Vote	The Perks of Being a Really Annoying Goat Simulator
—	1 Vote	I Didn't Expect to Know
—	1 Vote	Russian Forces Blew Up the Cannibal Love Story
—	1 Vote	Escaping From the MTV Awards