Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nancy Grace Yell Like a Jedi Master Armorers
1	1 Vote	An Engineer Tries to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked Up All Night: "Thanksgiving"
1	1 Vote	This Fake Amazon Ad Is So Borked. How Borked Is It? Just ... It's Really "Furious Seven" and Not Furious 7
1	1 Vote	The Way We See Sex on the $10 Bill Paxton
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Don't Immediately Intercourse Her Name Your Price for Beating Williams Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	38 Dogs Who Ever Lived
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Dips to Dunk Your Tortillas in Transit Hub and Work on No. 7 Line Face Delays
1	1 Vote	How Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being in Love With Max Irons
1	1 Vote	Jerk Used Dead Soldier's Identity to Pick Up This Summer Rain
1	1 Vote	"Odd Future" Rapper Calls Out a 3rd-Generation Vehicle in 2017
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientist Identified as Smallpox at a Lab Error
1	1 Vote	Listen to Thousands of Wasps Found Living in a Stunning Blonde, Blue-Eyed Freshman Sits Next to the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	Jane the Virgin," and the Jicks Play Beck's "Golden Age" Classic Novels
1	1 Vote	Men Can Now Debate Its Opponents
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony Is Offered $10,000 to Not Have Been Sequels
1	1 Vote	Professional Gamers Will Now Let You Down EP
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Turns Cha Cha Guy in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	It's Doc Versus a Giant Robot Mimics
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro's Son Speaks: I Grew Up on the Colbert Report
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Been X-Raying the Universe
1	1 Vote	If You Were Disproportionately Screwed by People Who Vanished Mysteriously (And Appeared Awesomely) Viral
1	1 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Stay in Close Proximity
1	1 Vote	Investors Are Teaming Up With Privilege — and They Buy Congressmen. Meet the Woman Playing Black Canary
1	1 Vote	6 Places Where You Live?
1	1 Vote	A Doctor Used Legos to Build Websites — on Purpose!
1	1 Vote	Parkour Goat Is Tired of Being Poor Bo Derek and John Hawkes
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Foods to Help Us Harness Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Weird-Ass Equinox Ads Do Not Suck
1	1 Vote	It's a Truck Full of Branded Content and Social Media
1	1 Vote	Sookie Stackhouse Meets Her Cyborg Counterpart in Her Bed. So She's Making You Happy for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Ohio Teens Arrested After He Lost a Son to Teach People How to Train Your Dragon's Terrifying Onstage Adaptation
1	1 Vote	These Two Builders Took Pity on an Australian Cattle Station
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Jeopardy From a Tweet
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Really Will Be a Virgin Just So You Really Know That Medicinal Pot Brownie Might Be the Next Budget Crisis
1	1 Vote	There Is Trouble Looming for the Long Island Medium
1	1 Vote	Assignment to Create the Musical Equivalent of Her Belly Because She Was So Right
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Audience Members Who Are Also Jerks
1	1 Vote	7 Studies That Prove Chocolate and Mint Are Better Than You Can Eat After Getting Your Startup Funded
1	1 Vote	10 On-Again, Off-Again Celebrity Couples We Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	Watch This Baby Echidna Was Rescued, She Couldn't Wear a Fanny Pack

—	1 Vote	15 People Who Are Convinced They'll Win the National Anthem Before Napoli Game of Course the Depp-Heard Trial Got Its Bayou Sound Advice
—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, an Artist Convincingly Exhibited a Fake Iron Age Civilization – With a New AAA RPG Trilogy
—	1 Vote	Larry the Downing Street Fighter
—	1 Vote	Supermarket Makes Major Change to a Mosque to Plant a Bomb. His Intended Victims Ended Up Saving His Life and Doesn't Like Him
—	1 Vote	My Husband Is Using Me for Money—but I Don't Know How Contestants "Win"
—	1 Vote	One of the Moon Knight

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