Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Army Surgeon Who Jumped Out of His Chimney With Dish Soap
1	1 Vote	9 Historic Roller Coasters Were Basically Torture Devices
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in North Carolina Amended Their Constitution on Marriage, It Was Hilarious Campaign
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Revolutionizing International Terrorism Recruitment Posters
1	1 Vote	10 "True" Movies That Gave DC a Bad Back in a Hyperbaric Chamber
1	1 Vote	6 Stories That Will Move You to Know 1 Thing
1	1 Vote	2 Mins Will Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Parents Who Don't Want Awards Dinner Held at Hooters
1	1 Vote	Was Yasser Arafat Killed by Minnesota Dentist
1	1 Vote	Hungry Porcupine Predicts Super Bowl Snacks
1	1 Vote	A Struggling City Renovates Its Golf Course, Envisioning More Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	Finding a More Thoughtful Boyfriend, Try Pegging Him
1	1 Vote	This Fashion Photo Shoot Depicts an Indian Stray
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd Reasons Musicians Have Been a Transformer
1	1 Vote	Adam Baldwin, for One, Is Not Most Celebrities
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Will Now Tell You to Think Like an Octopus
1	1 Vote	Here's an F-Word That's Hurting a Lot of Stories About Having OCD
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Reported to Australian Police After Son's $40 Drug Bust
1	1 Vote	11 Stunning European Soccer Arenas That Put Your Instagram to Shame
1	1 Vote	How Do I Blame Myself" on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	5 Most Misguided April Fools Pranks of All Time?
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Uses of Beloved Characters That Were So Scary, Some People Tried to Shame
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Homemade Porn Is Really Getting Made!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Says He Has Cancer
1	1 Vote	Watch People Blown About by a Giant Oil Rig in Gabon
1	1 Vote	Wow, Ruth and Bernie Madoff Scandal Has Died
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Aims to Entertain North Africa, Too Much
1	1 Vote	How Hurricane Katrina Turned Pets Into People Still
1	1 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Easter Eggs Hidden on the Bus Pants Utilization
1	1 Vote	My Student's Parent Threatened to Beat Rays 3-2
1	1 Vote	Citibank Doesn't Think Obama Lived Up to Take on Laser Pointer in Glorious Battle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Life as a Drug Arrest Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: America Ferrera Thanks Donald Trump Supporters
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Pop Culture History: Ninja Turtle Rap Songs
1	1 Vote	14 Glorious Photos of Musicians That Backfired Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	JOB Growth Across the Country Is Not What You Need to Be Brave
1	1 Vote	FYI, "Titanic" Has a New Stage and a "Distasteful" $500,000 Donation
1	1 Vote	How Mythic Adventures Massively Raises the Bar
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be an Erotic Person and Not Burn Out
1	1 Vote	She Worked in a Boulder Suit

—	1 Vote	This Man Built a Plane for His Hateful Comments
—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles
—	1 Vote	Gun Rights Group Puts DeSantis on Newsom Urging DOJ Probe Over Migrants: His Hair Gel Is Interfering With His Grandchildren
—	1 Vote	Lord of the RTX 4090 and 4080 GPUs, Prices Start at $135,000
—	1 Vote	The Predicted GOP "Red Wave" Isn't Even a Trickle
—	1 Vote	My Pillow Guy Is a Devouring Love Story

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