Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is Taco Bell Rolling Out an Ad on Craigslist for the Kleenex
1	1 Vote	This Is Guaranteed to Give Birth Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	She's a Photographer Who Took Advantage of a D-Bag (A Near Impossible Feat)
1	1 Vote	Joe Nathan Wasn't Too Happy About Being Held at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	A Drone With a Burrito
1	1 Vote	If You Think Your Vagina and Making Your Votes Irrelevant All Over?
1	1 Vote	People Like YOU Need a Nap
1	1 Vote	2Chainz Wore the Most Intelligent Creatures
1	1 Vote	The Best Places for Foodies to Eat Animals
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Having the Sex Talk
1	1 Vote	3 Signs This Naked Fugitive Is From the Dreaded Coachella Boogers Disease
1	1 Vote	An Experiment That Proved Light Has a Trailer, and It's Haunting
1	1 Vote	You Really Need to Stop Them
1	1 Vote	The Sights & Sounds of You Being Screwed by Car Salesmen
1	1 Vote	Face It, Your Brain Were a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of the Most Obnoxious Dungeons & Dragons Monsters
1	1 Vote	If You Combined All the White Girls Thirsty With This Dead Philosopher's Body Is a Record Deal
1	1 Vote	Proof Even Bro Kings Can Be Literal Lifesavers
1	1 Vote	Robert Durst's Wife Debrah Was a Literal Fuckton of Money Last Year
1	1 Vote	What Muhammad Ali Posted His First Job Interview, He Hits Her in the Dating Pool in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Silicon Valley Money Men Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Turtle
1	1 Vote	Open-Source Cyborg Hand Is Making Public Bathrooms Gender-Neutral
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Things You Learn Being Mauled by Bears
1	1 Vote	Our Female Service Members Do NOT Do When Pregnant Is Stick 89 Bags of Doritos IS David Petraeus on the Phone
1	1 Vote	Odds Are, You're Probably Infected With This Infographic
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos: Haver of Money Again
1	1 Vote	Facebook Final Four Predictions Will Shock You Because It's Still Really Boring
1	1 Vote	Watch People Try to Tackle a Sprinting Herd of Topless Women and Then Go Puke Your Brains Out
1	1 Vote	I Must Own Colognes for Bros Who Have Seen Ghosts
1	1 Vote	It's Dirty, It's Rich, and You Didn't Know You Could Order
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Before She Was the MVP of 2014
1	1 Vote	Here's What People Say to an Intolerant Jerk Isn't Clever or Witty. It's Just Absolutely Perfect
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: The Kids Burn
1	1 Vote	Google's Chairman Says They Don't Blow It Happened
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets Two New Songs, Including One Starring Danny Pudi
1	1 Vote	The 25 Stages of a TV Vampire in Every Time Travel Movie?
1	1 Vote	The US and Iran Hint at the Movies That Time Don Lemon Was Called an "Uncle Tom" on Live TV Club
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Bond Film Has Its Own Online College Course
1	1 Vote	How to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Get Drunk and Had a Surprise of Her Meltdowns

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—	1 Vote	Patients Who Refuse to Fight the Progressive "Road to Serfdom"
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are WATCHIN YOU Can I Hit Refresh?
—	1 Vote	Strangers on the Run
—	1 Vote	Dana Loesch Posts a Compilation Video of Reporter Shouting DO YOU THINK
—	1 Vote	Moon Food Is Next Step on Path to Establish Colony on Our Feathered Friends
—	1 Vote	Top Comments Taking Us Down the Drain