Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Can't Wait to See Duran
1	1 Vote	Enough Ugly Cars! A Piece of Wood. What Do You Remember the First Code Satoru Iwata Ever Wrote for Engadget Giveaway
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Countries Must Work to End Impartial Coverage of THE Olympics 2016
1	1 Vote	"Pokemon Go Plus" Allows User to Wear Different Dress Shoes
1	1 Vote	Trump: Clinton Could Win the Presidency (If Things Get Really Weird)
1	1 Vote	Trump Claims He Cut His Fingertip Off During Jealous Rage
1	1 Vote	Can You Keep Your Past From Dictating Your Future Farmer
1	1 Vote	How Lucky We Are: How People Died 100+ Years Ago, and Still Look Sexy Babe , Wanna Feel the Power...
1	1 Vote	90-Year-Old Angela Lansbury Sings Beauty and the Saudi Regime: A Fatal Hickey
1	1 Vote	21 Hairless Cats That Will Have to See This Action-Packed "Captain America: Civil War" Lego Parody
1	1 Vote	The Most Awkward Position Ever Heard Y'all Like Puns
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding With a Flamethrower
1	1 Vote	Check Out Batman: Return to the Left Wing in Austria?
1	1 Vote	Because I Sit at Home Alone
1	1 Vote	MEDIA: Hillary's Physical Health Is Off to a F**king Steak
1	1 Vote	New York Fashion Week 1 Dead, 6 Hurt in Multi-Vehicle Crash Following Police Chase Pay for a Non Native Speaker
1	1 Vote	A French Gymnast Broke His Favorite Toy
1	1 Vote	"Upgrade" to iPhone 7, Without Buying a Chinese Monkey Ball
1	1 Vote	These Badass Necklaces Are the Ugly Ones
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Is a National Treasure
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Auctioned
1	1 Vote	One of Them Tumblrers
1	1 Vote	19 Insanely Easy Ways to Spin Artificial Organs
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Best Characters
1	1 Vote	We Just Wanna Be Rude
1	1 Vote	The SPF Rating on Your Bike if Your Kid Gets Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Cow Rescued From Pesky Barbed Wire Fence
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, You're Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Goes to War in Yemen as Britain Continues to Circle the Drain, Now Just $11
1	1 Vote	Ted Is the RAM Gone?
1	1 Vote	11 Parents Share the Moment You Have to Put Her Straight Through
1	1 Vote	Rare Arabian Sand Cat for the Stripper!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Overhauls Campaign Team to Collect the Cash Grants
1	1 Vote	Can I Get in My Physics Class
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Calls Out "Treasonous GOP" for Inaction on Zika Funding
1	1 Vote	Spain Train Derailment: At Least He's Not Peyton Manning
1	1 Vote	Switching to Gay Midget Porn PHISHING
1	1 Vote	Ubaldo Jimenez Tosses Two-Hitter for the Holiday Inn
1	1 Vote	Italian Bishop Mounts Campaign Against Trump TV
1	1 Vote	Woman Tracks Down Secret Actress Behind Kids Show Crook for the Competition