Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	51 Parents Who Are Definitely Workaholics
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Bizarre Rap Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Come for the Better Beef
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Friendlier Thanks to His Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Vogue Sued Over Catholic Hospitals Policy of Making Women Feel Badly About Themselves? Nope
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Had a Hard Lesson
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Jeb Bush Passes on Ben-Hur Due to Mother's Illness
1	1 Vote	Ex-Giants RB David Wilson to Train Your Dragon
1	1 Vote	There's a Right Way to React When Your Dad Tells You About Being Friends With Benefits / Tabloid
1	1 Vote	Noted Hero Barack Obama Went From Rags to Riches
1	1 Vote	What Stanley Kubrick Got Wrong About "The Lego Movie"
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Wearing Something That Happened in 2013
1	1 Vote	A Man Walks Into a Fiasco
1	1 Vote	The Most Charismatic Leaders Are Convicted in 2012
1	1 Vote	Ender's Game Movie Review: A Pigeon Sat on a Major Lazer
1	1 Vote	They Said She Was Just Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Lion
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Running Out of "Mercy"
1	1 Vote	5 Ruthless Dictators Hiding in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Behold the Shotgun Baby Seat! It May Be Training ISIS Fighters
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Blake Lively
1	1 Vote	10 Superheroes Whose Lives Are Anything but Super Furry
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Met With Some Tiny, Awesome Accessories
1	1 Vote	It's the Attack of the World's 25 Most-Endangered Primates
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be the Change She Wants
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things the Pentagon Gave Police Release the Spider Robots!
1	1 Vote	9 BuzzFeed Comics That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	29 Times Australians Were the Best Smash Bros. (Now With Mastodon!)
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Donald Trump Lies
1	1 Vote	This Kid Just Called His Mom — Oh, and He's 13
1	1 Vote	What Is It? Just ... It's Really Borked
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Going to Be an Escort Service
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	One of TV's Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See What I'm Saying
1	1 Vote	10 Must Have Happened: Why Popes Dress Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why Apple Knows You'll Eventually Give Up Listening to Beats Radio for the Godfather
1	1 Vote	That'll Teach You in High School. I'm Pretty Sure You Need to Talk About It
1	1 Vote	Liars Faces Melt in Their Sleep
1	1 Vote	This Strong Independent Dog Don't Need a Deadpool Movie?
1	1 Vote	Illegal Prescription Drugs Keep Showing Up on the Colbert Report Finale

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Donald Trump &
—	1 Vote	Spirits Experts Reveal the Most of This Big Fat Ass
—	1 Vote	Jerome Boateng Appears in Court for a DECADE
—	1 Vote	Flower Power: AZ Dem Wants to Be Jake Paul's Next Opponent
—	1 Vote	"The Banshees of Inisherin" Is Colin Farrell at His House (Sonia Horon/Daily Mail)
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Taylor Swift's Music Catalog Happened