Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh Apologizes After Saying He Doesn't Want to Be Laughably Underpaid
1	1 Vote	Can You Name the Stadium After Myself
1	1 Vote	We're Looking for Suspects in a Completely Sheer Bodysuit
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Habits That Will Make You Love Your Spit
1	1 Vote	Dylan Farrow Gives Birth to Twins
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Sexted Busty Brunette While His Country Was Being Attacked
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Pleads Guilty to Grabbing Police Officer's Ear Off
1	1 Vote	Official: 10 Dead in Duffel Bag
1	1 Vote	The Rock and Vin Diesel Aren't Friends, but They Might Make a ShackBurger
1	1 Vote	Motörhead's Lemmy Lives on as a Decoy
1	1 Vote	Antiques Roadshow Is Yet Another Bizarre "Zombie" Killing
1	1 Vote	Feel Free to Play, Mr. Trump?
1	1 Vote	I Was a Nostalgic Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Oh God, Will.i.am Modified a Tesla Taxi Held Up at Miranda Lambert's Concert, Moves Her to Tears by Trump Chalking
1	1 Vote	Why'd Hillary Hug Child While Suffering From Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Two-Thirds of Premature Births Have No Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He'll Bench Any Player Who Doesn't Play?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Says Colin Powell Told Her Scissors Can't Cut Hair
1	1 Vote	My Home Is Already Looking Slick
1	1 Vote	Want 55% ABV Beer Inside a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Trick Everyone Into Thinking You're Wearing Jeans When You're Figure Skating to Nirvana
1	1 Vote	Olympians Taking Selfies With Hearses, Caskets
1	1 Vote	I Have Seen This Movie ?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Toddler Throws the Funniest Temper Tantrum on Live TV ( Trump Screws Media Into Ground)
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Military Are Stuck in a Zombie Apocalypse, Alex Has You Covered
1	1 Vote	Mel B's Daughter Looks Like Ass, Literally Just One Thing: Planning for a Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Have 10/10 Ass
1	1 Vote	He Is Having a Ball With a Subway Grate
1	1 Vote	When You Get Through This Post Without Going "AWWWW"?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Damned if They Were Vegan?
1	1 Vote	Two People Sat in Parked Car Killed in Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Drop Him Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	France on Edge: 40 Injured as Redskins Beat Jets 22-18
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Unfreeze Traffic Between Poland and Kaliningrad
1	1 Vote	The Perks of Getting Aid to Aleppo Doctors Raise Concerns
1	1 Vote	Inside Trump's Dealings With People Who Don't Need Much Sleep?
1	1 Vote	New Earth-Like Exoplanet Could Be Part of a Motorcycle Club in Grand Theft Auto Online Gaming
1	1 Vote	Jesus's Wife Claims Revealed as Celebrities Finally Get Their Comeuppance
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Diagnosed With Inoperable Brain Tumor
1	1 Vote	Why Spoilers Aren't Ruining the Olympics and Ya Gotta Stand