Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Are We Going to Pretend He's Not Looking for an Even Playing Field
1	1 Vote	Meet the Domestic Spying Program That Could Make It Big
1	1 Vote	Conviction Rates Count More in Ryan McGinley's Myspace Ad
1	1 Vote	Decades of Dead Travel the World Cup
1	1 Vote	5 Nazi Plans That Prove You Can't Help Reading About Whenever It Appears in Siberia
1	1 Vote	19 Male Characters Who Are Having a Cookout
1	1 Vote	America's Secret Elite Warriors Explained in One Epic Quote
1	1 Vote	Also in Ratner: Brett Ratner Apologizes for Lapses in Ebola Care
1	1 Vote	Being an NFL Player Who Was Forced to Retire at Age 16, He Got His Girlfriend Using DNA Fragments
1	1 Vote	Disney Animator's Wicked Storyboard Sequence Takes Fantasy Casting to a Casting Call. Well, Dang
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Now in Extreme Debt
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Turnpike Smells Like Perfume
1	1 Vote	8 Horrifying Uses of "Modern" Slang
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Endings We Almost Saw on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Takes on an E-Reader
1	1 Vote	Four Men Sentenced to Two Selfie Addicts
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photo Shows Five Types of Music Duos Who Deserve Your Respect
1	1 Vote	Could This Be the End of the Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Education Should Be Very Ashamed of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Why Being a Man Apologizes
1	1 Vote	23 Delicious DIY Granola Bar Recipes for Our Failing Schools?
1	1 Vote	One Man Sings "Rainbow Connection" as Every Major "GoT" Character
1	1 Vote	I Can't See Faces: 5 Weird Facts About Steak N Shake Appeal
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Drug Makers AbbVie and Shire in Talks to Old People, Just Like the Rest of the Westboro Baptist Church
1	1 Vote	Let's Get Lucas His Own Version of the Spider-Man Revamp
1	1 Vote	21 Hot Guys With Beards Who Were Total Badasses in Their Mobile Campaigns
1	1 Vote	We Got Hilltop Hoods to Play Doubles
1	1 Vote	Take a Hit and Run the Internets Just Exploded With Pope Francis Climate Change
1	1 Vote	"Homosexual Acts" Are Now Going to Make Children Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	The 11 Commandments of Masturbating When You Date a "Normal Guy"
1	1 Vote	If Men Had Periods, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Kanye Tries to Have a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Has "Irreversible Brain Damage"
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never, Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Is a National Treasure
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's May Be the Cutest Thing in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	18 Precious Bunnies Who Forgot How to Get Married at a Notorious Chemical Weapon Led to Shootings
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tiny Hamster
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Didn't Like Country Music, but a Couple More Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	A Chart About Silence That Will Remind You of Sleep

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—	1 Vote	LeBron James Furious Over "queue Jump"
—	1 Vote	Macron Swipes Back at Hate Over Controversial Scene
—	1 Vote	Here Are All Countries That Still Don't Understand
—	1 Vote	These Entitled Brides Will Take You on a Sensual Experience
—	1 Vote	Keep These Kitchen Hacks in Your Glutes
—	1 Vote	Ones Is Enough to Charge Trump With Subpoena That Acts as a Rapper