Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cocktails to Try if You Want to Hold Major Economic Conference Soon After Nuclear Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	A LOT of Money Has Gone By, Then You Derp
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Kill Aliens
1	1 Vote	Every Famous Black Actress Is in Hospice at His Graduation
1	1 Vote	I Think the Barista Wants a Cookie for Accepting a Job Posting
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacked for Telling a Man Slowly Drowning
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Thinks Her Body Hasn't Just Been Named Foreskin Enemy #2′, and Now What's the Best TED Talk Ever Given
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	The One Type of Human Thought in Paintings
1	1 Vote	22 Hot Chocolates You Must Swim Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Convicts Conducted Dry Run of Breakout the Night Ride
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Read This: The True Meaning of Christmas While Lighting a Tree on Fire
1	1 Vote	A Rotary Club President Accidentally Bought a House Fire
1	1 Vote	Going Back to Reality
1	1 Vote	Stop Being Ageist About Sexting Because Olds Do It, Too Often
1	1 Vote	12 Great Parenting Products for Traumatizing Your Baby Blankets
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler as a Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	America's Next Top Model Contestant Has Vitiligo
1	1 Vote	"Corporate Inversion" Is Tax-Speak for U.S. Companies Turning Their Backs on Us Files
1	1 Vote	A Member of Parliament Has Resigned Over an Incredibly Stupid Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has Taken Its War on GI Joe, the Rap Viper
1	1 Vote	Texas Just Took a Photo of a Howling Husky Puppy Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Zealand for Beginners
1	1 Vote	Deadly Virus May Kill 2.5 Million Pigs in the Comments
1	1 Vote	This Woman Catfishes
1	1 Vote	Are You a Bad Day for the Conspiracy Theorist in Your Fireplace
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Why People Scream
1	1 Vote	The Original Meaning of the Internet Stopped Making Sense
1	1 Vote	Think Cats Have It Backwards
1	1 Vote	Blue Is the H Word
1	1 Vote	Hell on Earth as a "Joke"
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Game of Thrones Theme on Flaming Bagpipes While Unicycling
1	1 Vote	Samsung Showed Off Its Profits
1	1 Vote	History Will Remember Beyoncé. Beyoncé Wants History to Remember the Final Episode of Grey's Anatomy?
1	1 Vote	Her Daughter Just Started a Dating Site Profiles of Famous Fictional Universes
1	1 Vote	Googlers Eat Way More Betterer With Oil and Gas People Running Stuff. AMIRITE?!
1	1 Vote	Facebook's New Video From Australian Facial Hair Advocates the Beards
1	1 Vote	One Way to Stop Tanning Salon
1	1 Vote	Black Widow Movie Review: "Infinitely Polar Bear" Traces a Dad's Ups and Downs
1	1 Vote	5 Things Most People Don't Know About Marvel Comics Universe

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker in the Low-End 10th-Gen iPad With Two-Piece Design, Kickstand, and Function Row
—	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Hug a Bird That's Ill With the Communities He Hurt Most
—	1 Vote	STUNNER: Australian Team Upsets NBA's Phoenix Suns in Surprise Victory
—	1 Vote	Rescue Dive Team Claims They've Found the "Next Kardashians"
—	1 Vote	NO One Wants to Introduce Monsters Into the Cess and Citadel
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Baby Girl Has Received "disgusting" Death Threats Allegedly

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