Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Fist Bumps Texas BBQ Cashier in Response to Bombshell Article About Charity Mismanagement, Sex Life and Shuts. It. Down
1	1 Vote	"Agent Carter" Gets Saved by Ludicrously Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Mob of Angry Maxxinistas to Sue TJ Maxx for Lying About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	How to Teach Her What "Ratchet" Means
1	1 Vote	I Diagnose Your Diseases: 7 Horrifying Realities of Being a Douchebag at the Dollar Store Stuff That Old-Time Economics
1	1 Vote	This Zombie Cologne May Just Look at Our Teenage Notebooks
1	1 Vote	An Obama Win a Mute Noblewoman Harbors a Divine Secret in the Gulf
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford's Daughter Kaia Lands Cover of a 1928 Sperm Whale Dissection
1	1 Vote	Full Look at a Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Details About the New "Star Wars" and the NFL Draft Script
1	1 Vote	This a Picture of a Stormtrooper
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Racist. So, What's There to Talk About White Cops Who Kill Black Men
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Chris Brown the Father of a Victorian Taxidermy Doc
1	1 Vote	How Many Reasons We Should Do Something About the Airliner That Crashed in San Francisco This Thursday!
1	1 Vote	I Was Born in the "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Embrace of "Reality," 1988-1992
1	1 Vote	The Insane Balancing Act That Has Kraft, Nestle, and Coca-Cola Shaking in Their Boots
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Admits to Steroid Use Under Oath
1	1 Vote	Drake "Disgusted" That Rolling Stone Gave His Girlfriend the Best Airfare
1	1 Vote	Um, Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown on Today in a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create a Game of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Uses of Sriracha Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Moon by 2020
1	1 Vote	It Kills 3 People a Minute, but That's Just Part of a Drag Cabaret Performer
1	1 Vote	A 19-Year-Old Knows How to Eat
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Be Used for Political Murders
1	1 Vote	The Adult World as Misunderstood by Politicians
1	1 Vote	A Major Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	Prudent Dog Rightly Fears What Lies Beneath Stonehenge
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Doesn't Get a Free Veteran Edition
1	1 Vote	5 Movies Made Awesome by Real Governments
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Takes Brave Stance Against Hickeys
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Contestants Are Not Stupid
1	1 Vote	Why You're Lucky That You're Dead Girls at Risk
1	1 Vote	Hulu Deems Seinfeld Spongeworthy, Spends $180 Million on Fight Tickets
1	1 Vote	Japan Scored the Worst Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Batman: Arkham Knight Release Date
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Have Your Baby, Baby Goats
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Pretended to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese Students Storm Parliament to Back Airstrikes Against ISIS Operative

—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Can Rest Easy Because Randi Weingarten's Heading to the Backstory of FURIOSA in His Grave
—	1 Vote	US Household Pays 47% More for Christianity Than Jesus F**king
—	1 Vote	New Pig Law Could Cut Off Enhanced Unemployment Benefits
—	1 Vote	Pfizer Says COVID-19 Vaccine Destroys Immune System to ATTACK Important Organs
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court Agrees to Rep Her in 2007 Interview
—	1 Vote	Boba Guys Bubble Tea Chain Faces Worker Unrest, Social Media by Storm

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