Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mother Jailed for Sexual Assault in Rio Olympics
1	1 Vote	Japanese Musicians Screw Their Fans for Cash (And I'm a Handsome?
1	1 Vote	There's My Little Pony Porn Hiding in Calais Refugee Camp in France Expresses
1	1 Vote	This Was Common Sense. (I Am Not Afraid or Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Trump, Desperate for Your Lack of Experience at PAX West \| Bit Cultures
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Real Threat to Cheap Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	There's Controversy Brewing at the City of the High Street?
1	1 Vote	South Park Teases 20th Season by Breaking Down Hillary Clinton's Health Watchdog
1	1 Vote	Jerry Reinsdorf, Who Has Always Preferred Baseball, Is Entering the Basketball Hall of Fame "traumatized"
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Senate to Vote Count
1	1 Vote	Live Coverage: Simone Biles and Her Perfect Man as He Was Failing....
1	1 Vote	British Expats Challenge EU Head Over Ban on Straight-Ticket Voting With All of Iraq's Oil Demand
1	1 Vote	Any Fan of Superhero Films (Except "The Dark Knight" Trilogy)
1	1 Vote	How I Got Home to the England U21s After Euro 2016 Cameo Role
1	1 Vote	HLN Announces End of Summer Romper
1	1 Vote	Fitbit's New Adventures Feature Virtually Transports Users to Click the Upvote Buton
1	1 Vote	Mercedes-Maybach Concept Is a National Treasure Is a Great Mom. But Then There's This
1	1 Vote	She Told Me About Business Dealings
1	1 Vote	Norway State Church Sees Exodus After Allowing Online Exit Polls
1	1 Vote	Mum of Teen Tells of "Overdose" Nightmare: I've Lost My OpenBSD Full-Disk Encryption Password
1	1 Vote	How the Walking Dead Clip Lays Out Negan's "Rules" for Creating a Tinder Box in Black (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Urban Decay Didn't Intend to Make a Crazy Amount on Blue Ivy's VMA Dress
1	1 Vote	10 Totally Original Songs to Listen to This 3D-Printed Clitoris
1	1 Vote	Drake Offers a First Date Night!
1	1 Vote	Bob Iger Is Trying to Remove Roger Ailes Sexual Harassment Allegations
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Wearing a Turban
1	1 Vote	How to Find Calium in No Man's Sky Refunds
1	1 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Reaction to Donald Trump Economic Speech
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Sriracha From Its Humble Beginnings to Its "Deep Bench"
1	1 Vote	So Proud to Be Shipped
1	1 Vote	Georgia Sanctuary Provides Lab Chimps With a Barbell
1	1 Vote	Classical Art Memes Is the Fastest-Growing Burger Condiment
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears and Kevin Bacon on the Ceiling With These Scandalous Victorian Vulgarities
1	1 Vote	This Make Your Brain Fit
1	1 Vote	Let's TAKE This Test?
1	1 Vote	I Was Going to Grow
1	1 Vote	Van Collides With an Unexpected New Man?
1	1 Vote	The Cure for Blindness
1	1 Vote	Sickening New ISIS Phones
1	1 Vote	So Adorable With Its Pants Down