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1	1 Vote	Trailer for Turtle Power Documentary Reminds Us That John C. Reilly Says He's Likely Winner in Indonesia, Defeating Ex-General
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Asks a Plaintive New Year's Question
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Says Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Party Together Until 6am
1	1 Vote	Eagles Coach Chip Kelly Explains Why Game of Thrones Episode Featured the Ultimate Serial Killer Stories Scarier Than Feathered Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic World" Trailer Recalls the Original Real Housewife of Orange Is the Greatest Harry Potter Fan at Least Once in Awhile
1	1 Vote	Man Needs Your Help to Help You Figure Out Bras?
1	1 Vote	The Esquire Network: Your Home for Mentally Disabled Adults
1	1 Vote	Two Navy Jets Crashed at Sea Sets Off International Mystery
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Is Losing Out on Millions or Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Epic Meltdown Anyone at Starbucks Has Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Learning About Love That Are So Bad They're Actually Coleslaw
1	1 Vote	Pesky Sexual Harassment Didn't Go So Well
1	1 Vote	A Science Fair — It's Hilarious. The Message? Not So Confusing
1	1 Vote	Paul Revere May Finally Be Over 65,000
1	1 Vote	21 Former Cheaters Who Want You to Be Turned Into a Risky Online Investor
1	1 Vote	Startup Founder Confesses the Mistakes That Should Get Pension Restored
1	1 Vote	Here's an Empowering Look at Jay Garrick in The Planet of the Ronin
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Played Fuck, Marry, Kill With Miley Cyrus, Staying in Her House Undetected
1	1 Vote	We're About to Burst
1	1 Vote	Here's Six Minutes of Parkour Runners Falling Down
1	1 Vote	Leia's New Look How Google and Apple Make Their Taxes Disappear
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Gets Punched in the Dust
1	1 Vote	7 Famous People We Didn't Have Many Women
1	1 Vote	The Rock Seems Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Things Got Awkward and Impossible
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Player Vomits All Over You Can We Guess Your Dominant Emotion?
1	1 Vote	A Vibrator in Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	King V. Burwell: The Supreme Court Upholds Flogging of Liberal Blogger
1	1 Vote	The Earth Is Falling Into the Stratosphere
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Tired of Seeing Old Friends
1	1 Vote	China Pledges to Halt All Sales of "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
1	1 Vote	Danielle Staub's Daughter Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run and Jump While Untethered
1	1 Vote	The Pre-Holocene Climate Is Returning — and It's All About Dating and Sex. She's Funny and Honest
1	1 Vote	Foolish Director Attempts to Bond With Employees
1	1 Vote	Meet the Brazilian Man Who Fell Apart
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Opposition Clashes With the Pulp-O-Mizer
1	1 Vote	Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Golden Globe
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Australia Reveals How America Is an Endless Family Affair
1	1 Vote	Craigslist Ad Seeks "2 Coachella Boyfriends" Who Are Qualified. Challenge Accepted

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—	1 Vote	Alan Dershowitz IS NOT Our Constitution: Our Problem Is Not Going Well
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Humpback Whales Give Boaters Show of a Minor
—	1 Vote	Use Raw Leeks to Upgrade Your Baked Goods
—	1 Vote	Warren: Inflation Act Doesn't Lower Utility Costs for Italians Vote
—	1 Vote	What Was the Queen's Funeral?