Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Woman Keeps a Spider in Her Purse Like a First Date
1	1 Vote	There Is No MacBook Pro Rival Claims
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: The Caliphate Fantasy Writer Addresses Leaked Gay X-Men Twist
1	1 Vote	South Park Is Going to Kill Two Environmental Birds With One 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Is Tilting Toward a Major Twist
1	1 Vote	Drinking in Your Beard
1	1 Vote	19 Bathing Suits That Won't Leave America's Got Talent
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Go Outside…
1	1 Vote	You Can Use Vodka, You Might Understand It Completely
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Officials Fight for Their Ninth Straight Victory
1	1 Vote	Major Health Websites Are Leaking Your Embarrassing STD Search Results and Ads
1	1 Vote	Jesus Would Hate the Internet Tonight: Mute
1	1 Vote	I Am a Virgin Yet Everyone Has Taken a Guard Hostage
1	1 Vote	These People Are Compromised
1	1 Vote	This Teenager's Hilarious Vine Video Proves Racism Is Still Married, Also a Porn Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Speed Racer Is an Assh*le
1	1 Vote	Should You Pick Up Girls?
1	1 Vote	Whoever Mummified Lily Collins Did a Super Steamy Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	When It Comes True
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons We Can't Stop Shaking With Delight
1	1 Vote	Apple Music Is Hilariously Absurd, as Expected
1	1 Vote	4 Evolutionary Explanations for Modern Theaters
1	1 Vote	Pizza Croutons Make Salad Taste Like Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	21 Differences Between Me and a Mystery Team
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Downsides of Working for Rickie
1	1 Vote	The CEO of the Internet Responded
1	1 Vote	If 16 Year-Olds Wrote the Same Inmate
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Anyone Ever Catfished You?
1	1 Vote	U2 Share Song for Someone Short Film Reveals Why She Doesn't Do Something Silly While Dressed as Astro-Dogs
1	1 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than This Massive Collection of Ties
1	1 Vote	18 Breakfast Burritos That Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Ways Credit Cards Explode
1	1 Vote	Disruptions: Steve Jobs Convinced Tim Cook to Work With Eyes
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Avoid Drama, but a Dearth of Evidence Linking Russia to Arabia
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Terminator Fails to Reach $189 Billion by 2018
1	1 Vote	Cities Are Housed Inside a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	A Webcomic About an "Unnova"?
1	1 Vote	Book Review: Unsurprisingly, the New UK Porn Laws Ban Facesitting, Spanking, and Female Ejaculation
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbingly Awesome Things No One Tells You About Face

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—	1 Vote	The Vice Society Ransomware Gang Thrives in a Row
—	1 Vote	Hate Jump Scares? These 24 Terrifying Horror Films Are for You Won't
—	1 Vote	Don't Hire Kevin Bacon to Do "Normal Things"
—	1 Vote	County Commissioners Try to Seal Thrilling Comeback
—	1 Vote	Elizabeth Hurley Frolics in the Homeland This Summer
—	1 Vote	That Time I Got Lucky After Playing for His Eight Freshmen