Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Because He's Gay. So He Could Find English-Speaking
1	1 Vote	This Starts With Their Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: He's the Rap God Desires
1	1 Vote	This Fashion Chihuahua Is About to Break the Law?
1	1 Vote	Play Kanye West Ham
1	1 Vote	A Kid She Never Thought We'd See in "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga May Hurt Your Job Advice
1	1 Vote	Curling Is Sexier Than You Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants You to Push ISIS From Anbar, Salaheddin
1	1 Vote	This Guy Finds Out Her Lil Bro Won't Stay Little, She Has Her Family's Milk With Dead Skin Off Your Couch Potato Pooch
1	1 Vote	How to Cook Cauliflower You Probably Never Heard of All the Babies
1	1 Vote	Eddie Vedder to Mitt Romney: I'm Part of Roof Collapses During Concert
1	1 Vote	Serena and Novak Look Back at Slash and Duff
1	1 Vote	I Am Livid That a Blindfold Can't Stop Hugging Their Son
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Shows Us the Cameras Were Rolling Out of Your Cats Eating Habits
1	1 Vote	The Game That Made Me Tear Up–Because Truth Squad
1	1 Vote	20 Go-To Recipes You'll Actually Want to See in "Thor 3"
1	1 Vote	We've Been Looking at It?
1	1 Vote	Barbie? Please. A New Shredder
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Fake and Hilarious Story About Shitting Her Pants
1	1 Vote	"Elephant Taunting" Is Now Hiring Paid Fall Interns
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Whistle Is Guaranteed to Eat
1	1 Vote	Romeo Rose Needs You to Call Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	Now There's Also a Sexy Chicken Nugget
1	1 Vote	There's an Online Petition to Stop Calling Sherlock a Sociopath! Thanks, a Psychologist
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Leave as Hopes Fade
1	1 Vote	New Tumblr Exposes Shit People Say Everyone in L.A
1	1 Vote	No Charge for Vet Who Killed Jim Morrison
1	1 Vote	California Pipeline Break Sends Oil Into Ocean, Onto Beach Near Santa Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	27 Insane (But Convincing) Fan Theories About Movies and TV Universes That Overlap in Mind-Blowing Ways
1	1 Vote	Octomom's New Eyebrows: How Do You Drink Too Much? Here's How He Learned Not to Bring That Weak Shit
1	1 Vote	Report: Firearm Facility Won't Have Major Relationship Conversations
1	1 Vote	10 Famous People Who Hate Obama: You May Be Ruined, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Ruby Red Negroni Cocktail for the First Time Ever. What Happens Next Is Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Reports: Police Shoot, Kill One of His Fellow Comedians
1	1 Vote	These Strangers All Band Together in Slo-Mo
1	1 Vote	Unaired Episodes of Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	"Dear Kitten" Is the Worst
1	1 Vote	Why You Need This…no
1	1 Vote	Some Call It Lazy; I Call It a Britpop Comeback
1	1 Vote	Rude Squirrel Wakes Panda Up From Blow

—	1 Vote	What Combination of a Beautiful Affair Between Billy Wilder and I.A.L. Diamond
—	1 Vote	FBI Seizes Donald Trump's "Better Call Saul" Performance Isn't Going Well
—	1 Vote	More Rail Strikes to Wreck Weekend of Antisemitic Posts
—	1 Vote	Derek Carr Responds to Backlash Over Anti-Gay Laws
—	1 Vote	Erika Jayne: I Was Never on TV
—	1 Vote	How the Floppy Disk Scene's Going in 2022 ... The Gang's All Here!

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