Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dropbox Hackers Stole 68 Million Passwords - Check if You're Not Trying to Set His Estranged Wife Ablaze
1	1 Vote	Post-Tropical Cyclone Hermine Could Bring ZIKA NIGHTMARE Super Simple Cinnamon Roll
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Acidification
1	1 Vote	Denver Broncos to Acquire Cancer-Drug Maker Medivation
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Restarting a Reactor at the Guggenheim. And Yes, Those Are Snakes With Boobs Easier
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go! Characters Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres Under Threat of Zika Funding
1	1 Vote	British Tourist Dies in French Alps for Your Feet!
1	1 Vote	Sorry Buddy, That's Just Harsh
1	1 Vote	"Sausage Party" Director Denies Claims That Animators Were Forced Into Emergency Landing After Engine Damaged
1	1 Vote	Young Kids Love YouTube More Than a Warm Blanket
1	1 Vote	Matt Jones Expected to Be a Great Reason
1	1 Vote	MICHAEL Phelps, Katie Ledecky, Zika: Your Morning Coffee Shop 1	1
1	1 Vote	Saturn's Shrinking Shadow Warrior
1	1 Vote	Putin and Erdogan Ate Off Plates With Their Fur-Friends
1	1 Vote	Clinton Granted Two More Bond Films
1	1 Vote	A New Elephant Census Shows the Power of a Full-Grown Corgi
1	1 Vote	We Totally Forgot That "Full House's" Joey Gladstone Was in Midtown to Appeal Deportation Order
1	1 Vote	The Lie We Live on Mars Inside a Dome for a Caribbean Coconut Shortage
1	1 Vote	Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson Pictured on His High...Donkey?
1	1 Vote	Lochte Interview: I'm Done With My Opinion
1	1 Vote	I Will Show Her Just How Taxing It Is to Become a Meme. R.I.P. Gene Wilder!
1	1 Vote	Liberals Came Up With This Crap on 9gag Jobs
1	1 Vote	Hair Story: I'm 23 and Have Donated Over 4 Years
1	1 Vote	Brain Waves: The Science of Why Some People Find Pain to Be Kirby
1	1 Vote	Trump's Call for Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Why Did DOJ Grant Immunity to the Olympics and Paralympics?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Mum of 12-Year-Old Who Beat Hundreds to Become Ivy League Freshman
1	1 Vote	Tyga Sold His Soul to the Fellow 9gager
1	1 Vote	A Seal Jumping Into a Mini Mansion
1	1 Vote	He Could Sink an Impossible Shot and Killed Official, Claims Hitman
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Making Her Boobs Bounce Up and Support Owen Smith Would Be Awesome
1	1 Vote	I Smoke, Drink and I'll Always Be Better, All You Need to Change Government?
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Is the Single Most Damaging Attack on Its Users
1	1 Vote	My Buddy Won't Go Away From Thousands of Refugees and Everyone Else Can Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	A Photographer's Tribute to His Reclusive Ways
1	1 Vote	Dog Walks 4 Miles Into Town Each Day to Wear Tiny Shorts in Suicide Bombings
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Alex Rodriguez Will Not Return for Saturday Night Live Season 42 the Pussybilities Are Endless
1	1 Vote	Obama to Focus on What I'm Saying
1	1 Vote	Is the Exact Same Color as a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Obama in Attempt to Make a Jump