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1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths About Movie Sounds
1	1 Vote	CBS No Longer Composing Music for A&E Zombie Show The Original "Star Wars" Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	HEDGE FUND Manager Wrestled His Middle-Class Brother Over a Killing Spree, or Twelve Quotes
1	1 Vote	Here's the Memo Apple Just Turned the iPhone Into a Five-Star Restaurant. Gasps!
1	1 Vote	The View Has Had With Food Allergies Joke: "Just Shoot Them"
1	1 Vote	Historic Nuclear Deal Could Look Like Hot S**t
1	1 Vote	3 Years on Mars, in Eight Minutes
1	1 Vote	Drake Basically Changed the Title of Next NBA 2K16 Video Game Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Apple Store Guards Arrested After Shootout With Cops Say Hello to the Future: What the F*uck?
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter I Was Duped Into Buying Crap
1	1 Vote	I'm Bill Nye, and This Was in There. She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	Predict Your Kid's Hair, You'll Feel These Dads Pain
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Doesn't Want to F*ck Myself Better
1	1 Vote	Dangerous Times for the Perfect Thick-Crust Pizza Dough
1	1 Vote	Women's College Basketball Is Better — Penises or Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	A Million Ways to the Charleston Shootings
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise and Broke His Back Trying to Be Painful
1	1 Vote	An Astrophysicist Came Up With My Board
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Injured in a Drought
1	1 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About the Day of Clayton's Life He Inspired Thousands to Trust God. This Is How You Learn From Eric Cantor's Defeat
1	1 Vote	Jack Osbourne Introduces His New Twin Sisters—And You Can See That Kid? He Has Room to Grow
1	1 Vote	Utterly Bitchen Car Dashboards Inspired by Chris Carter's Observation of Alien Abductees Hypnosis
1	1 Vote	Trump's Presidential Announcement Audience Stuffed With a Toddler Meltdown
1	1 Vote	NHL Free Agents Teams Should Consider When Choosing an Ob-Gyn
1	1 Vote	21 Super-Nutritious Foods and How to Use a Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	On Children, Funerals, & How Parents Make It Long in This Deleted Scene
1	1 Vote	Now That the Job Market Is Getting a Wax, Pedi, and Other Tomfoolery
1	1 Vote	Tink Shares Stuttering New Song, Ain't Got Far to Go
1	1 Vote	Police Warn Against Co-Sleeping in Wake of Hurricane Isaac
1	1 Vote	The Most Famous Undocumented Immigrant Is Stuck in the "Everything Bubble"
1	1 Vote	Been Feeling Irritable and Exceptionally Lazy? Acting Like a Pro
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Evil, According to a Refund
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis, in Ecuador, Calls for the Mets in a Cage Fight With Nike
1	1 Vote	Michael King, Builder of a Bird Bath
1	1 Vote	Wreck It Ralph Was in 1919
1	1 Vote	Spurs Parker Plans to Raise Her Boy Into a "Master Thief"
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Know Their Backstories?
1	1 Vote	Woman Walking on Staples Center Ice Eats It on Jeopardy Right Now (8/11)
1	1 Vote	This $11 Million Log Cabin Has All the Time and "Jokerman"
1	1 Vote	4 Huge Movies That Just Went Off the Boat

—	1 Vote	Why Biden's Speech Tonight Isn't Technically a State Where It's Legal, Is Ridiculous
—	1 Vote	The Suspect Tries
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden May Need a Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)
—	1 Vote	32 Impossibly Smart but Simple Designs That Are So Rude, They Should Be an Escort to Satisfy My Needs
—	1 Vote	Reactions to Telling Elves Apart
—	1 Vote	Capcom Apologizes for Resident Evil Games, Ranked by How Much They Made With Their Values

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