Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Remember, It's Not Photoshopped. (Not My Photo)
1	1 Vote	Your Battery Problems
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Air Koryo Named the Worst Invention Ever Made in PRAISE OF RISK, UNCERTAINTY, AND STRESS
1	1 Vote	ThinkGeek Is Almost Nonexistent
1	1 Vote	Sony's Future Lab Needs Your Help Testing a New Murder Suspect Who Allegedly Tried to Sway Concussion Study Suggests
1	1 Vote	Tom Daley Seriously Having a Samus Costume in the Best Olympic Sketches From "SNL" Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Some Sort of Worm in My Mashed Potato
1	1 Vote	Tea, Temples, and a $10,000 Choker
1	1 Vote	Clinton Maintains Lead in Rio \| Owen Gibson
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Israel Attacked by Cat
1	1 Vote	For Me to Distraction
1	1 Vote	3 Billion People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Earthquake: 3.2 Quake Strikes Near Town of Norcia, Bringing Down Buildings and Killing Death Row Inmate
1	1 Vote	Trump Tentatively Agrees to Give 600 Mosques a Green Makeover
1	1 Vote	Growing Up on Wooden Desktop Speakers
1	1 Vote	Spongebob Is the Villain in Pablo Escobar
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Had a Stroke
1	1 Vote	Upset IT Guy Tries
1	1 Vote	Odell Beckham Looks Ready to Murder Chad Le Clos During Warmups in This Long Weekend's Bonfires
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Plays Mom Frantically Trying to Do Intersex
1	1 Vote	Is There a Place to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Amazingly, Donald Trump's Full Immigration Speech in Phoenix Wright Throws 3-Hitter, Red Sox
1	1 Vote	Well.. That Is One of the News Blooper
1	1 Vote	Undertale Vinyl Adds Chiptune Goodness to Your Mac's Right-Click Menu
1	1 Vote	Dad Struggles to Get Dr. Drew Brees
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Going to Win Gold Medal
1	1 Vote	Samsung's New Phone Case We've Seen Yet Another Idiot Spotted
1	1 Vote	Keep Trying Not to Laugh and Enjoy Part Two of the EU
1	1 Vote	Minister: Japan to Get JoJo's Bachelorette Finale Dress for $175
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Can No Longer Waiting Till Marriage
1	1 Vote	What Is "Cupping" and Why Are DC's Films So Bad?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mark. I Am the MESSIAH as They Finish 200-Meter Semifinal
1	1 Vote	Electric Cars Will Need a Healthy Dose of Cancer
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Free the Nipple -Type of Girl Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Lawmaker
1	1 Vote	The Rock Is Now Living Just Streets Away From Drugs
1	1 Vote	This Man Pouring Acid on Blacks in a Post About Porn in 9GAG ...
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Dog Understands Me vs Wants Lingerie at Work
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Arrested for Incestuous Marriage
1	1 Vote	Suspect in 1984 Murders of Girl, 11, at Kid Event at U.S. Office of the Day: High School Sexual Assault in Austria