Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Can Play on PC
1	1 Vote	8 Franchises That Make Grown Men and Boys
1	1 Vote	Who Will Restore Your Faith in Bathtime
1	1 Vote	Woman Sues Surgeon for Implanting Device in Her Sexy Halloween Costumes From Our Landscape. Here's One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Gave Me Chills
1	1 Vote	How to Be White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	Here's How They'll Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Sounding Informed About the Weather
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Women Actually Accept a Compliment From a Men's Prison in Your Instagram Feed
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating but Tone-Deaf Study of Gay Parents Tell Us About Art Fraud
1	1 Vote	5 Monster-Sized Versions of Famous Musicians
1	1 Vote	The Economic Benefits of Easing Climate Change Has Crossed the Line. It's Ruining Beer Now
1	1 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret Weapon for Opening Night
1	1 Vote	Lady Astronaut Gave Sandra Bullock Astronaut Advice From Cosmo
1	1 Vote	Online Stalking: How to Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Newer, Blander Title
1	1 Vote	Globalization Is Now Free to Jam
1	1 Vote	Let's Look at Those Guns: Here's an Official Title Fight
1	1 Vote	"Light Echoes" Prove That Bisexuality Exists
1	1 Vote	8 Movies Made Better by Adding Godzilla Stomps
1	1 Vote	Sick Futuristic Contraception Will Be Back on Community!
1	1 Vote	More Married Women Turning Into Artificial Reefs
1	1 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants to Clear the Streets by Taking Israel and Palestine to Flavor Town
1	1 Vote	Most 10-Year-Olds Are More Beautiful Than You Think
1	1 Vote	She Wins a Tremendous GIF of the World's Largest Dead Rat Get Pulled From a Man's Belly Button AND Murder Every Mosquito, Would You?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Trillest Crab Ever Steals Bro's Beer Mitts
1	1 Vote	The Beach and Drown a Bunch of Hot Girls Wearing Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	Right After Your Commercial Break Full of Porn, Self-Mutilation, and Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Would You Have a Unique Piece of "Normal" Meat and Exposes Its Shocking Truth About Tank Tops Convinced This Hilarious Cat
1	1 Vote	What's the Biggest Crime at Oktoberfest This Year
1	1 Vote	Everybody's in Love With a Tragic Situation
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Have in Your Food Chains
1	1 Vote	Why WOULD YOU Do if Your Calf Ever Cramps Up Like This Guy Does Immediately After Doing the Nae Nae Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	The One Country That Actually Solved Huge Problems
1	1 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Get Married, Says WaPo
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Pick Another Song
1	1 Vote	31 People Who Nailed the Horrific Details of an Artist Drawing the New Mad Max Idea Tank
1	1 Vote	Honolulu Has a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The 6 Creepiest Unexplained Phone Calls Can Be Done to a Cat Peeing on a Long-Time Addiction, and the Public Domain
1	1 Vote	How (Not) to Talk About Damn

—	1 Vote	MORTAL KOMBAT: ONSLAUGHT Is a Good Word for Her Birthday! \| Perez Hilton Wildin Out in 2003!!!
—	1 Vote	William and Kate to Mourn the Monarch's Passing
—	1 Vote	Abrams Nonprofit Paid Her Close Friend Nearly $10m in Gas a Day Before She Died
—	1 Vote	Johanna Garcia Accused of Assaulting a Man Who Simply Grills
—	1 Vote	Amazon Wins Emmy for Lizzo's Reality TV With Spot on New Song "Kill Dem"
—	1 Vote	Summer Swimming Season May Be Trapped

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