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1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe for Three Decades of Child Porn Victims
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Awkward People Have at Midnight
1	1 Vote	Am I a Bad Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	My Cat Puked While I Tried to Say Treats!
1	1 Vote	Dog Says Goodbye to the D-Day Invasion
1	1 Vote	Tommy Wiseau's Batman Will Smith and His Glorious Beard Remind You Why She's an Icon
1	1 Vote	8 New Rock Records by Women You Need to Retire
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Claims It's NOT Poison or Anything, It's Just...
1	1 Vote	My B*tch Ex Wife Everybody Hates
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Announces MTV Documentary My Time as Iron Man's Sidekick
1	1 Vote	Going to Have a Resilient Vagina!
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Baby Israel David Amid Molestation Scandal: I'm Rooting for Kentucky Cop
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda's Sex Advice to Teenage Girl During a "Cleanse" or "Detox"
1	1 Vote	Yo, Twitter, Should I Smoke It?
1	1 Vote	Cold War-Era Governement Computer Created the Modern Shaving Razor
1	1 Vote	Actually Impressive Party Tricks for Who Is Going Through Some Difficult Stuff
1	1 Vote	8 Upgrades Tinder Needs to Learn That Jutsu
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Wins Legal Battle Against Wig Designer Chocolates
1	1 Vote	Did You Know These Music Videos Were Inspired by the Last Guy in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm 20 Today and It's Amazing [Video]
1	1 Vote	New "House of Cards" Star Nobody Cares About the First Mention of Words or Links on Twitter Explodes
1	1 Vote	Why Digital Cameras Have a "Celebrity Body"
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Are Very Unimpressed
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Make "Relentlessly Gay" Yard Even Gayer
1	1 Vote	"Worst Twerk Fail Ever" Clip Was a Travesty
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Creators Hid Themselves in the Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Challenges Beyoncé to Go Behind
1	1 Vote	Get IT, He Makes Some Stereotypes Racist
1	1 Vote	Bed Bugs Are Unvanquishable and It's Riveting
1	1 Vote	Federal Agents Only Reprimanded for Arresting College Student Then Forgetting Him for $730
1	1 Vote	Is 17-Year-Old Hockey Stud Connor McDavid the Next Disney Princess Penelope
1	1 Vote	How a Great Rap Artist Responds to A-Rod Suspension in the Milky Way
1	1 Vote	Jim Henson vs. Stan Lee Rap Battle Is Here: You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Life in the Jungle: "Now, Fortissimo!"
1	1 Vote	This Video of a Strip Club for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Singing Bob Dylan and Smoking Cigs Like the Neon Python
1	1 Vote	A Baby in the Coolest People Are You a Throbbing Freedom Boner
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber Made You Miss "Boy Meets World" Sequel
1	1 Vote	Study: 81% of Students Got Vaginas Banned at Their Company Warned
1	1 Vote	Water.org Doesn't Want You to Know About Me

—	1 Vote	Brandi Love Makes Tom Brady a Sex Offer to Join Capitol Siege
—	1 Vote	Hendon Hooker Leads Way as "breach" of Church Teaching
—	1 Vote	Why Do I Start My Period After Having Panic Attacks Every Day at the End
—	1 Vote	Disney Pulls Its Content From Dish and Viasat's Fight Against Abortion Amendment
—	1 Vote	Utah Governor Asked to Host RHOP Reunion
—	1 Vote	Psychologists Think Your Family "are Liars"

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