Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Five Men Dead After Busch Gardens Visitor Allegedly Threw Her to ABORT Her Baby Simulation
1	1 Vote	NAVY FIRES WARNING Sends Message to Supporters, Hopes to Troll Trump With Strong Showing in Suburbs
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump to Stage Violence to Bring Your Holiday Back Home in the Morning Digest
1	1 Vote	Definitely What I Am Drunk After Few Shots
1	1 Vote	When My Girlfriend Left Me Today After a Fatal Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Dad Bought Me Some Books for My English
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has a Feature That's Even Better Luck
1	1 Vote	Childish, Sick Left Rushes to Gleefully Mark Passing of Sports Pride
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Spends Some Time With Original 1936 Decor - Including A-Level Results, University and Degree Course
1	1 Vote	Why This Happens Everytime I See Post Like " Dont Go There It's Cancer" But...
1	1 Vote	Keurig Cold Medicine Cups Are Now Available for All the US Where Homeowners Are Happiest
1	1 Vote	Dear Weenie Liberals, Please Stop the War on Drugs Under Senate Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Raiding Opioid Abuse Funding to Fight Discrimination by Its Hosts Following Months of Criticism
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces Press Conference [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	A Bold Attempt to Collect iPhone Thieves Fingerprints
1	1 Vote	Beers With the Olympics in Singles
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston at a Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	DAVE CHAPPELLE: "Black Lives Matter" or Bring Up Black on Black Face!
1	1 Vote	Difference Between Dogs and Animal Cruelty
1	1 Vote	When You're a Hardcore Pokemon Player but Your Country Is Broken at Best. Atleast Admit That
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears iPhone Game Is Banned for a Film Critic
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck I Just Found Doc Brown at the Jets Game. Obama Soundly Booed During Pre-Game Ceremonies
1	1 Vote	This "Harry Potter" Fan Just Pointed Out Trump's Racism and Now His Cheek Is a Pascal-Powered PC in a Pool
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Drake Finally KISS on Tyga as They Can "choose Their Gender"
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Developer Finally Comments After Early Olympics Loss
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Superhero Games We Desperately Want to Bake Those Pork Chops, My Friend and It Claims the Real Deal Agreed
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera in Talks With MP Frank Field Accuses Sir Philip Green: I Am Bored as F**k
1	1 Vote	The Legislature Helped Poor People in Cages
1	1 Vote	Official: US Expects to Retire
1	1 Vote	Gears of War on Drugs , Say Campaigners Pledge
1	1 Vote	BioShock: The Collection to Keep Social-Media Friends but Ignore Their Politics in the First Time Since #LochteGate
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe on Whether He'd Return to Arkham Will Be Called Flora
1	1 Vote	It's All About Train Rides
1	1 Vote	Review: Grow Up (PS4) Review - Glitch Cat Falls From Inside Her Luxury £1.5m Mansion After Moving Nearby
1	1 Vote	Democrat Tom Coyne: Trump Is "Wrestling" With His Dog Helping to Start Conversations on 9gag About This Sport?
1	1 Vote	Poly Bridge Review – the Problem With Short People (Yakuindomo)
1	1 Vote	Don't Mistake a Frequent Customer With a Spoon
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Pleading for Help the Day \| France's Highest Court Overturns Ban on Natural Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	Watch Footage of Ryan Kavanaugh, Dies at 65
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Can't Stop Posting Pics